May 24, 2006

FINALLY!!!!!

By Michele

So here we are. End of the road. Final night. Etc., etc.

Who is going to storm the Fox headquarters if Katherine wins?

Fucking Meatloaf? Just kill me now.

I am done with this show. Meatloaf has pushed me over the limit of what I can take without breaking.

CONGRATULATIONS, TAYLOR!

 

Comments

Do you have an mp3 of Gedeon Mckinny singing "A Change is Gonna Come" and "When a Man Loves a Woman"?

Posted by: SoulPatrol___TCB at May 24, 2006 07:55 PM

SP: I have both of those mp3s, email me (terran at godmonkey.com) and I'll send 'em.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:03 PM

I've got my pitchfork ready Michele. If Kat wins, then yeah, I'll lead the charge. Dial Idol has Taylor in front. Just remember, there's no way to track all those text votes Kat suddenly received at 12:01 am...

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 08:03 PM

I'll help, Chris.

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 08:09 PM

i have gedeon stuff. i got it from - http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/American_Idol_By_Request/

but i can email them if you like...

Posted by: clara* at May 24, 2006 08:10 PM

Chris Daughtry and Ed Kowalczyk: separated at birth?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:18 PM

Shit! I just checked to see if it was on at the normal time tonight! Almost missed it!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:18 PM

Kick Pickler!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:18 PM

SHIT! My TV just blew out. I can't watch. I'm off to Walmart. Back in 40 minutes.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 08:19 PM

McPhee went off key in her first line and hasn't recovered yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:22 PM

In fairness to Katherine here, matching whatever pitch Meat Loaf is singing is a physical and musical impossibility. My God he sounds awful.

(Am I still allowed to post here if I admit to liking the Celine Dion version of that tune?)

Posted by: Jaquandor at May 24, 2006 08:24 PM

Everyone's allowed a quota of liking 1 Celine Dion song.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:24 PM

Pickler broke Chris's TV?!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 08:26 PM

One Celine song? OK. I like one. Sure. Boy Howdy, one it is...yup....

Posted by: Jaquandor at May 24, 2006 08:29 PM

I like 0 Celine songs.

Hey, is this the crazy guy I wanted to get on the show? YEAH! The crazy one!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:34 PM

YAY!!!!! My favorite Idol!!!!!!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:34 PM

This guy should have totally won AI this year. TOO funny.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:35 PM

That was awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:35 PM

Shit, Meatloaf was on? I zoned out for a while. Must be McFool made me black out.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:36 PM

(edit to say: Glad I missed it. I despise that fucking slob Meatloaf.)

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:36 PM

Just wait til they bring back Chicken Little.

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 08:37 PM

I need to get a V-chip that blocks out Kelli Pickler from my screen.

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:40 PM

Ok, chasing Pickler with a live lobster is the new comedy hit of 2006.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:40 PM

Dear lord, it's Ace *and* Chicken Little.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:41 PM

Fuck this fucking bullshit.

ACEhole? Chicken Little?

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:41 PM

Hey Jody! :-D

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:42 PM

Not one of these fuckers is fit to pick up Taylor's jock strap. (Well, maybe Chris. But none of the others.)

Posted by: Jaquandor at May 24, 2006 08:42 PM

Hell, Beth, at least it shut Baylee up!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 08:42 PM

Y'know, I really do think Daughtry sucks now. But he's awesome compared to those two fuckweasels Acehole and Chickenboy.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:43 PM

Gah, that's almost enough to just stop watching...

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:43 PM

I fucking hate this song.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:43 PM

hey beth :)

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:44 PM

Jody!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 08:44 PM

That might have been the gheyest thing I've ever seen on AI, except for Acehole's crap by himself.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:44 PM

Ok, right now the best singer of the show has been the crazy guy who dived off the stage...

Seriously, who here is going to buy either a Katherine McPhee album or a Taylor Hicks one????

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:45 PM

Please, dear God, no more Acehole. PLEASE.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:45 PM

No, the gheypocolypse was during last year's finale: Anwar, Anthony, and Kenny G.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:45 PM

Tammy!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:46 PM

I love the crazy guy, Jody!
And no, I wouldn't buy any CD from anyone on AI. Never. Not even Taylor's. (I would d/l it, though.) ;-)

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:47 PM

gheypocolypse!!!!!

I missed that one, Ian...thank God. That sounds like hideous, brutal, torture.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:47 PM

haha... I have the second Kelly Clarkson CD...

And I would buy Daughtery's...

And I might pick up Bo Bice's...and Carrie Underwoods...or just d/l her one good song

But you know my music tastes are nothing to be proud of...

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:48 PM

Are they trying to kill me with this horrible song?

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:49 PM

The fact that they had that gheypocolypse last year and this disaster tonight tells me Kat's dumb ass is going to win.
WTF was that sleazy wiggle? She's so friggin Cali-sleaze she's like a caricature.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:50 PM

I would slap my dad if he sobbed on TV like that. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:51 PM

Holy shit, is this going to go two hours?

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:52 PM

It's like watching the Olympics with their "Sob Story Athlete Moments"

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:52 PM

Ian S.
Thanks for the offer
E-mail request is on its way
Thanks

Posted by: SoulPatrol___TCB at May 24, 2006 08:53 PM

Yes, the finale is always two hours.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:53 PM

Meanwhile, Beth talks to herself.

I really ought to just live-blog it at my own site since Meatloaf and real life have killed Michele's interest in the show and everyone here has fallen asleep.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:53 PM

Mary J Blige...sad thing is she probably had a stylist dress her and she still looks like that

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:54 PM

Who is this chick singing with Helliott?

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:54 PM

No don't go Beth - I'm here laughing my ass off at your comments - keep em' coming cause the actual show is KILLING me!

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 08:54 PM

Sleep isn't the right term - I'm just sitting here with my jaw hanging open.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:55 PM

Thanks Jody, you read my mind.

Thanks Bonnie :-)

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:55 PM

Besides, Chris should be back with a new TV soon.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 08:56 PM

BTW, Beth, when have you ever had a problem talking to yourself? ;)

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:56 PM

Jody knows Mary J Blige and other AI stooges aren't exactly my normal taste in music, and I've developed deafness to the sound of Seacrest's voice. It's just drooooooone.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:57 PM

I'll have to have a chat with Michele tomorrow at work about her lack of Idol Blogging enthusiasm.

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 08:57 PM

Jody: never. At least on the internets. Exhibit A: my uncommented-upon blog.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:58 PM

Yeah I have a huge crush on Ryan Seacrest... IF I WERE A 15 year old homosexual male...

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:58 PM

blog...what's a blog? :)

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 08:59 PM

Too late, Bonnie. ;-)
I get the feeling this might be the last time she posts at Idol Tongues.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 08:59 PM

Yeah, she's closing the entire asmallvictory.net domain now. I already updated my links, but please someone do Idol Tongues next season :)

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:01 PM

HA--it's that space that you forgot about, Jody.

Oh, hell, why am I watching this? Carrie. I'm gonna hurl. Country music AND Carrie.
aaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:02 PM

If I haven't said fuckit to blogging by next year, I'll do it.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:02 PM

Maybe Michele should pass the torch to her daughter?!
Did anyone else notice how McFake's mom's boobs are hanging out all over the place??? They weren't shiny but they were there!

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 09:03 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:03 PM

We could always host it over at the Cotillion site...make it a requirement to participate... I can already think of someone of the comments we'd get. Can you imagine what Janette would say regarding some of these contestants? LOL

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:04 PM

Oh gawd, not this ho again.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:04 PM

I didn't see that, Bonnie. Ewww.

If Michele's daughter does Idol Tongues, I'll have to censor myself and I am too stoopid too rite good without cussing.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:04 PM

That's a good idea, Jody!

Ian, this crazy ho cracks me up!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:05 PM

*Finally.*

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:06 PM

Ugh. Watch Taylor's spazzing wipe Toni Braxton off the stage. (Please!)

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:06 PM

I loved her!! Bring her back with the stage dive guy!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:07 PM

P.S. I hate this song too. In case you didn't already guess that.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:07 PM

True Beth - if you were censored then there really would be no point!

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 09:07 PM

LOL, Beth, we should do it on Cotillion!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:07 PM

Didn't you know it was now an AI requirement to sing "In the Ghetto" at least one time per episode???

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:08 PM

I hope Taylor wins but.....his performances have been embarrasing the last two nights.

Posted by: SoulPatrol___TCB at May 24, 2006 09:10 PM

...so did anyone watch the Lost season finale?

jk

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:10 PM

What's Lost?

I despise Kat. How obvious is it that she would do a song by whatserface?

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:12 PM

Lisa and Paris and Mandisa should push the others off the damn stage.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:13 PM

Beth: yes, please!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:14 PM

Mandisa got robbed.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:15 PM

Mandisa committed the Hollywood cardinal sin of being on TV while Christian.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:15 PM

absolutely. Mandisa rocks

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:16 PM

True. And the other cardinal sin of not being skinny.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:16 PM

Well, I gotta go read to the kid before they crown Taylor. It's been a lot of fun, folks!

Posted by: Jaquandor at May 24, 2006 09:16 PM

OMG, I forgot about the Cher guy.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:16 PM

I think he was kind of prettier then Cher.....

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:17 PM

See ya Jaquandor!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:17 PM

The Cher guy sounds more like Cher than Cher.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:18 PM

"For real?" I can go pee? BWAHAHAHA

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:18 PM

And who would want to purposly look like Clay.....wow......at least he went into the mens room instead of the ladies room....

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:18 PM

Well, duh. Talk about a gheypocalypse.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:19 PM

OMG...this is hilarious

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:19 PM

Don't think I don't see you talking about me!!

Posted by: michele at May 24, 2006 09:20 PM

Oh GOD he sucks. OMG, His ghey lover Clay.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:20 PM

Yeah, I'm loving this even though it's definitely the new gheypocolypse.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:20 PM

The poor guy just shit his pants and creamed himself right there on stage....clay looks like the guy from Detroit Rock City.....

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 09:20 PM

haha Michele! I thought if I started talking about you you'd show up! ;-P

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:21 PM

This is absofuckinglutly HILARIOUS!! Ha - I knew talking about her would bring Michele out!!

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 09:21 PM

That little guy's absolute dream has come true. How utterly pathetic is that???

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:21 PM

OK, that was gheyer than Acehole, even.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:21 PM

I just rewound the TiVo - his triple-take when he sees Clay is absolutely priceless.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:23 PM

Didn't think it could get any gheyer than Ace.....I stand corrected..... I'm still in shock that anyone could be that in love with Clay....

Posted by: *lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:24 PM

that almost made the show worth watching...

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:24 PM

American Idol or Austin Powers?

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:27 PM

Oh no, it's Acehole again!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:27 PM

Die, Acehole.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:27 PM

A celebration of suckitude.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:27 PM

Kill me now!! Someone please arrest him......I hear he's wanted on multiple accounts of douchebaggery........

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:28 PM

I was sitting here wiating for your Acehole comment, Beth.

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:29 PM

Douchebaggery, yes! That's Acehole!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:29 PM

Lisa's was better!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:30 PM

Woo Hoo. Back from the Wally World. Yick, What's the first thing I see? The Juice-o-matic singing with Melissa. Eeewwww.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:30 PM

What is with singing all the old songs.....*snore*

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:31 PM

'bout time you get back, Chris.

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:31 PM

My god, I just love Elliot to death....I just want to pinch him!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:32 PM

Lisa: it's a tribute to Burt Bacharach. As if he needed one.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:32 PM

To answer the above question, I might buy a Taylor CD. Definitely a Chris CD. Maybe an Elliot song or Kat song off of ITUNES.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:32 PM

Like chicken little knows anything about any kind of pussy!!! LMAO This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:33 PM

No, *this* is the gheypocolypse. Chicken Little d oing "What's New Pussycat?"

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:33 PM

OMFG, why is he singing this??? They ARE trying to kill me!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:33 PM

I sware in some states that would have been considered child porn!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:33 PM

Laughing too hard to type!!

Posted by: Bonnie at May 24, 2006 09:33 PM

This IS the gheypocolypse.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:34 PM

Sorry Tammy, I could not believe it. I turned the darn thing on, and heard Ryan and then a loud screech and the TV died. Thank God for TiVo though. And Idol Tongues!

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:34 PM

I think I'm going to the VA tomorrow to get treated for PTSD after this gheypocolypse!!!

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:34 PM

Dionne needs to go back to the Psychic Friends Network.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:35 PM

Dion Warwick? Yeesh, Dinosaur night.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:35 PM

Didn't she have her own psychic hotline for a while??

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:35 PM

OMG they are just really going the ghey demographic tonight...pulling no stops with Dionne Warrick???

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:35 PM

Holy fucking fuck!!!! I am literally screaming to drown out the noise!!!

OMG, no......no ..... Dionne Warwick...

*dead*

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:35 PM

eh there was susposed to be a preposition in there somewhere... I can't watch this anymore...

it's been fun!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:36 PM

The judges complain that the contestants try to sound to old but they cram all the old fossils down their throats!! I would kill to hear one fun song tonight!!! That's all I'm asking for!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:36 PM

omg...my daughter just saved my life. She turned off the TV.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:37 PM

hell, Beth, she's like 110 and she sounds way better than Katherine does.

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:37 PM

Holy crap, Warwick was more out of tune than any of the Idols.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:37 PM

If anyone has managed to live through this, please tell me when Dionne has LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:37 PM

lmao, I dont know, I think meatloaf takes it home for the worst performance!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:38 PM

LOL, Beth...go lil Princess!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:38 PM

Beth: it's over.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:38 PM

PTSD.

I am suing Fox.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:38 PM

it's over Beth. Time for the rigged results to give it to Kat!

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:39 PM

I think that nasal spray
got to your brain
I knew you were lame
from your wallet chain

Posted by: Tanya at May 24, 2006 09:39 PM

Hi, I'm Vincent Van Gogh and I just cut off my ears.

Posted by: Beth at May 24, 2006 09:39 PM

Just needed to get that out.

Posted by: Tanya at May 24, 2006 09:40 PM

I never thought I'd be so happy to watch commercials!

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:40 PM

Ok, virutal beer time. One 40 oz virtual beer to the first one to name this quote:

I'm tired. I think I'll go home. What are we supposed to do now?


It's kind of relevant to us...

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:40 PM

I sware....if Kat wins....I'll slit my wrists!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:41 PM

Forrest Gump?

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:42 PM

Oh god...it's back on.....the horror!! The horror!!! You know Ace has got this for best male bonding....it was disturbing to see Chris like that though...........

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:43 PM

MY EYES! ACK!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:43 PM

Is this the ghey recap?

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:43 PM

More like forrest dump....

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:43 PM

VINCENT gets the beer. Why relevant to us. Because in 10 minutes it's going to be over and then well, what are we going to do? Live blog the Biggest Loser? Going to miss all of you till January.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:44 PM

raw huh?

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:44 PM

Please make this go away.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:44 PM

What? What? I can't hear!

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:45 PM

Yeah....they deserve to win that.....they were by far the gheyest!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:45 PM

I'm so happy that I cut my ears off.

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:45 PM

This is why God gave us the mute button.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:46 PM

Aren't these the guys from Brokeback Mountain?

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:46 PM

Chris, it comes back on in January?
Have we been doing this since then?

Holy shit, we have!

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at May 24, 2006 09:46 PM

OMG Prince needs to FIRE his agent!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:47 PM

This is like watching a rainbow warrior telethon.........

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:47 PM

Confession: I actually don't mind Prince.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:48 PM

Sign boy! Wow. Things just got better. By far.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:48 PM

Look, it's the Lil Purple Dude!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 09:48 PM

Beth: it's ok, we allow unlimited liking of Prince.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:48 PM

Ditto that, Chris. I even reattached my ears.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:49 PM

hi y'all just came in to say goobyes till January! or till next life if you tell me McPhoo won!

Posted by: Priscilla at May 24, 2006 09:49 PM

I have no problems with Prince...but please don't you think if Kelly Clarkson has distanced herself from the show that Prince should be above doing it as well?

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:49 PM

Oh god it burns!

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:49 PM

LOL @ Lisa's rainbow warrior telethon!

I have to say, this isn't the greatest Prince I've ever heard.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:50 PM

Sorry guys....not a big Prince fan....

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:50 PM

Just heard a Marsha Warfield (sp? bailiff from nightcourt, 80's comedienne) clip on XM Comdey - prince is so small you could use his whole body as a dildo. Seems relevant somehow.

Posted by: Todd at May 24, 2006 09:50 PM

Good question, Jody--why the fuck IS he doing this show? I guess he really is washed up.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:51 PM

Hey Priscilla, I've asked the collective what we're going to do. No one has any suggestions. I'll just lurk in the comments at bamapachyderm and sgtstryker and godmonkey till then. Provided Beth, Timmer and Ian don't mind.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:51 PM

LOL Todd

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:51 PM

Not Prince's best songs, but he beat the hell out of Dionne Warwick and Meat Loaf.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:51 PM

yeah he is...I can't remember the last time I've seen Prince

Posted by: *Lisa* at May 24, 2006 09:51 PM

no problem, Lisa - I hate just about everything about AI. I'm only here for the chatter!

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:53 PM

Yo Chris! got no better idea, I'll just follow you guys or see you back here in 2007.

Posted by: Priscilla at May 24, 2006 09:54 PM

you got that right, Ian. It wasn't enough to undo the damage, but it helped a little.
Maybe if they brought out Slayer I'd forgive them. Maybe.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:54 PM

Hey, nobody won this shit yet?!

Posted by: Priscilla at May 24, 2006 09:55 PM

or am I missing something?

Posted by: Priscilla at May 24, 2006 09:55 PM

Ok, thank yous time.

Thank you to Michele and Faith and the rest of the Idol Tongues owners for letting us ruffians squat here.

thanks to Ian for those great MP3's.

Thanks to the rest of you for hanging and making the season worthwhile.

take care until January and God Bless

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:55 PM

And Kat goes flat on the second word. If she wins, there will be violence.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:56 PM

"So you think you can dance?" Could they milk this idea any more? How awful could that show be? Dare I watch it for the weekly 90 minutes of hate?

I hate this song. I hate it for Taylor having to sing it.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:56 PM

Same to you Chris!!!

Thanks, Michele, Faith, Stacy, etc...and all you other masochists here. ;-)

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:57 PM

Beth, I'll chat it with ya. I'm sure Ian and the others would too. Any hosts?

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:57 PM

Was that skank TRYING for a wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:57 PM

Ahhh my mozilla crapped out and wouldnt let me post comments!

Posted by: *kisa* at May 24, 2006 09:58 PM

Yeah, I'll hate on any show live with you guys, just say where :)

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:58 PM

I'll do it, at least until it's unbearable.

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:58 PM

oh god oh god YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

YES!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

YAY not McPhee!

Posted by: jody at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

Outstanding.

Posted by: Slublog at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

SOOUUUULLLL PPPPAAATTTRRROOOLLLLL! Woooo!

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

Its not effing fixed!

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

FUCK YOU KAT!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA


/sorry about the caps & !!!

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 09:59 PM

There is a God!

Posted by: Tammy at May 24, 2006 10:00 PM

sould patrol!!! lol that crazy bastard!

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 10:00 PM

Fuckin' AAAA!!!!!

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 10:00 PM

Thank you TAYLOR for being the ONLY thing about AI that didn't make me lose my mind!

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 10:01 PM

Soul Patrol!

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 10:01 PM

I have to confess, it the begininning I never thought he's make it....but I'm glad he did

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 10:01 PM

Yeeeeeeeesss! McPooh is the loooooseeeer!!!

Posted by: Priscilla at May 24, 2006 10:01 PM

awww yes Taylor, I'm proud....soul patrol...soul patrol!

Posted by: Lisa at May 24, 2006 10:03 PM

Beth. Name the time and site and I'll hate dance with you.

Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 10:05 PM

Time to walk the pooch. God Bless everyone. Good night. SOUL PATROL BABY!

Posted by: Chris at May 24, 2006 10:07 PM

I'll email you Chris, and the other regulars. :-)

Posted by: Beth, who hates American Idol at May 24, 2006 10:09 PM

Ok, let's do this one more time.

http://www.godmonkey.com/AI2006/

Only 1 track - Taylor's "Do I Make You Proud" from last night's show. But it's all you need :-)

As usual, it'll turn into a pumpkin tomorrow morning sometime, so get it while it's hot.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2006 10:49 PM

Well folks - AI season 5 is over.

Thanks for making Tuesday and Wednesday a GREAT read here.

1st: Congrats to Kat for showing good sportsmanship in a tough situation. How would YOU like to be someone who just got run over by a steamroller? She did great. Here's hoping she enjoys her bright future ahead, whtever it may lead to.

As for Taylor Reuben Hicks - well, I must admit to personal bias on this one. I have been amazed every week by the transformation of a wedding singer into a star. He did all this whle being hamstrung without his instrument (the harmonica).
Imagine Clapton without the guitar. He prevailed.

But so did the Soul Patrollers out there. While Kat was receiving 1000 roses in her dressing room, the Birmingham Soul Patrollers received over 1000 Cingular GoPhones ready to be used to text THOUSANDS of votes when it counted.

The last time I checked, roses don't vote.

SOUL PATROL!!! WHOOOO!!!

Posted by: Chuckles at May 24, 2006 10:58 PM

I couldn't stop in, I would have known an hour early.

SOULLLLLLLLL PATROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I love it when the schmoe with talent wins.

Posted by: Timmer at May 24, 2006 11:08 PM