March 23, 2006

AI Linkage

By Stacy

Boy, Little League really eats into the free time. Just to update you, we <3 Mandisa and Taylor, fully expect Chris to win. We despise Kelly (faker), Lisa (boring), and Ace (physically revolting at this point). The rest are just meh. Good job, America, on dumping the lisper, btw.

Gossip rag TMZ has all the Idol links you need or want on a weekly basis:


  • Taylor performing with his band. Can't wait to see this guy in concert.
  • Yet another rumor that Taylor will be dyeing his hair.
  • Pickler's dad speaks.
  • Covais' ex-gf blah blah blah.

And for those of you as horrified as I was to see that freak Maroulis in the audience Tuesday night, apparently he's parted ways with his pre-"fame" band. I'm sorry, you just can't pay me to give a shit.

And finally, gossip that The Abdul came thisclose to losing her job recently. Seriously, people, half the fun of watching this bizarre freakfest is to see what kind of idiocy pours out of her drunk/stoned mouth each week. The rumor mill had producers considering Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears to replace her. If true, that certainly indicates the policy of having judges with no actual singing ability would be strictly adhered to...

 

Comments

One of the guest judges last year was really good. Was it LL Cool J? I can't remember. But I guess if they replaced her, it would be with another dim, cute, opinionless woman.

I read an article last week, suggesting that they just cut Taylor's hair into a sort of Clooneyesque do, rather than dye it. That'd look better, I think.

Posted by: Tanya at March 23, 2006 11:01 AM

Seriously, people, half the fun of watching this bizarre freakfest is to see what kind of idiocy pours out of her drunk/stoned mouth each week.

I disagree. I think her antics are more of a distraction and unfair to the contestants. It's one thing for her to be a moment away from masturbating on television when Chris Daughtry or Ace Young are in front of her. It's quite another when she's acting like a freak and making the moment more about her than the person who just performed.

Posted by: Jay at March 23, 2006 11:26 AM

Yes, I can see how those two things would be so very different...

Posted by: Stacy at March 23, 2006 11:27 AM