February 14, 2006
Hollywood, Take 2
By Michele
Welcome to another night of "who the hell was that?" and "can we please never see that person again?"
Oh, Simon is going to be belligerent and nasty? You don't say! Holy shit!
Oohh group night. I like this. Good cat fights and bickering.
These guys are still with us? I want to cockpunch them. Hard.
I have to admit I'm half paying attention tonight, have some things going on here. Feel free to flow with the commentary.
Oh my god, these people sound horrible together.
And hey, Happy VDay to you all!
I thought Paris sound really off.
I don't even know half these people. This guy sonds flat. And Elliot looks like a deranged Eminem.
Ugh, is it me or does everyone sound like they're singing without any heart?
Oh here he goes, whinewhinewhinewhine, not my fault. Blah blah, go start a Myspace and cry about it you pansy dolt.
The geek with the glasses is a local boy. Go Long Island! They were good!
And here's the other half of the Whine and Whinge twins.
Your spirit is broken? I think your manhood is broken, dude. Look into that.
You mean you want to go home and engage in some identity theft, no?
They're gonna make a horror movie about these guys one day.
And now it's the diva turn for bitching.
Wow, that chick's face was shiny.
Ok, that was a whole lot of mess.
I'm about to change the channel. I don't want to listen to this douche bag anymore.
She sounds like she's doing karate while she sings.
Punch this chick. In the mouth.
Brokeback Idol?
This is retarded. I'm sorry. It just is.
Oh just get these twins the fuck out of here.
Ok, so cowboy can really only sing one type of music. And this ain't it.
Yay, we're finally getting down to the real contestants. it's THE ROOM moment!
YESS my baldie guy made it!
And my local boy made it too!
Ohh, so they make more cuts tomorrow. That's different, I think?
Place your bets now. Top 24 is tomorrow.
Oh, here we go with these asshats...
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:07 PM
Happy V.D., Michele! ;-)
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:08 PM
Do you think Terrell rehearsed at all? Or spent the entire 12 hours whining?
Posted by: Tanya at February 14, 2006 08:10 PM
Happy Valentine's Day Ladies.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:11 PM
This is all over the place.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:12 PM
Paris is awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:13 PM
I normally hate the shoop-shoop song, but I'm not hating this.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:14 PM
One of those dudes totally sucked ass.
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:14 PM
Happy VD, Timmer!
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:15 PM
Quit being bitchy, you bitchy bitch.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:15 PM
I hate that Terrell bitch. Can I use the "c word" here? 'Cause that's what he is.
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:16 PM
haha Timmer, GMTA
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:16 PM
I love this Elliott's voice - was he even shown in the audition shows?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:17 PM
Slap him.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:17 PM
I STG, I can't listen to that kid without thinking of that Brady Bunch episode where they were all singing and Peter's voice was cracking.
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:23 PM
Drama queens.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:24 PM
I saw Mecca in there. Wonder if she made it.
Posted by: C. Rose at February 14, 2006 08:28 PM
There are obviously some really good singers that we haven't seen yet, why are they spending so much time on the Prissy Twins?
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:30 PM
Those twins are such B***ches! You know who I'm talking about.
Posted by: Trevor at February 14, 2006 08:30 PM
I'm telling you, The Burger King Advertising guys? Lots and lots of LSD.
Posted by: Timmer at February 14, 2006 08:31 PM
Um, WTF?
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:32 PM
Can they boot that whole last group?
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:32 PM
I really really hate it when TV people say they "really bonded as a group." Such bullshit.
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:33 PM
"exemplified"?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:36 PM
Oh HELL YES, Simon!
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:36 PM
Oh gawd, this sucks worse than some of the losing auditions.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:37 PM
What the hell was that outburst?
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:40 PM
The Britnam twins. Are they for real? Gaw...
Posted by: Denise at February 14, 2006 08:40 PM
Ah, and the cowboy shtick begins.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 14, 2006 08:42 PM
How cute is it that the kid brought a real old-fashioned hatbox for his hat?
Posted by: Tanya at February 14, 2006 08:44 PM
Would it be wrong to use a firing squad on the twins?
Posted by: Denise at February 14, 2006 08:47 PM
Denise: it would be wrong *not* to.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:48 PM
Oh come on now, real cowboys don't cry.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 14, 2006 08:50 PM
Good lord, this *is* turning into Brokeback.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 08:50 PM
Need I go to Brokeback Mountain?
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 08:50 PM
And yes, more cuts tomorrow *is* different, as far as I remember.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 14, 2006 09:03 PM
Mheh. I hated AI tonight.
Posted by: Beth at February 14, 2006 09:05 PM
the twins need to be slapped...a lot.
and i was also very very glad that hot bald guy made it. but could we please see more of him? please?
fairly dull night but tonight should be better!
Posted by: another michelle at February 15, 2006 08:43 AM
Nah, I remember them going up in the elevator and sitting in the chair alone with the judges last year. That's where the Nanny girl launched herself across the table and hugged Simon.
Posted by: Tanya at February 15, 2006 11:53 AM
I agree. I wish they would start showing some of the good singers and stop focusing on the same people like those rediculous twins. I want my Patrick Hall!!!
Posted by: Bethany at February 15, 2006 02:11 PM