February 08, 2006
Hollywood!
By Michele
Get out the scorecards and start taking names. The auditions are finally over and the good stuff begins.
Ah, the hard luck story gal. Kelly Pickler. Reminds me way too much of Carrie Underwood.
And Kelly and some people we don't know are through to the next round.
I really hate when Paula has that "swoon" look on her face. And Patrick Hall goes through.
It's the playa's turn.
I really want to stick my palm in Paula's face. She has to stop with the googly eyes.
Wow. Simon is NASTY.
Poor Ronnie. Go model underwear or something.
I don't like Lisa as much as I did the last time I heard her.
How the hell did some of these people get through to Hollywood??
I think Paula is back on the crack. Or ludes. Or something not natural.
Ok, Ashley. Exit, stage left.
Wow, the auditions were more craptastic than we realized.
Paris! My favorite so far.
Taylor. Something about him I didn't like at auditions. But I bet he makes it to the top ten.
I feel really really sorry for Megan. They should let her through. She obviously has the chops.
Yay! I'm so happy for her.
I bet these twins would beat the shit out of each other if it meant getting through.
I'm confused. They were supposed to have been kicked off the show after they got arrested (edit, doh this was filmed before they were arrested.)
Eh, they're douchebags anyhow. Pardon my french.
bring on the weirdness, I'm bored. Where's jumping guy?
Oh my god this is excruciating.
Ok, it's me. Apparently all these people are great, and I just don't realize it.
Another set of twins bites the dust.
The Crying Cowboy schtick is starting to annoy me. This dude is going to be the bane of my American Idol existence while he's still on the show.
I LIKE THIS BALD DUDE!
Oh, I liked this girl. Yea, she's GOOD.
And here's Dave.
OH. MY. GOD. Meatloaf.
Wow. That was........interesting. I bet he's looking not to be American Idol, but to get his own tv show.
So my favorites so far are Chris the bald guy and that chick whose name I can't remember.
It's this or the Grammys, and when was the last time someone won a Grammy and you'd heard their album?
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:02 PM
I was thinking the same thing. She may get further but I don't think we're ready for another Country Girl.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:07 PM
My wife had that swoon look on her face, she really liked that guy.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:08 PM
I gotta go for Air Force.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:12 PM
Wow...so much for taking it like a man, I mean that for Air Force too.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:14 PM
Lisa had a nice growl in her voice I hope we hear more of.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:15 PM
Are all the Burger King Advertising people on acid?
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:16 PM
Tim: yes. Better yet, they *know* they are.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 8, 2006 08:18 PM
The Burger King people are probably on whatever Paula's on, but the Whopperettes are kinda funny.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:18 PM
Definitely prefer the Whopperettes to the Creepy King.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:20 PM
Paris better make it thorough, darnit!
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:23 PM
Yea! Paris sings.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:23 PM
"through" I meant.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:23 PM
I really like this guy. Channeling Joe Cocker.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:24 PM
GAWD, I hate these people.
Seacrest: "some people are starting to wonder how they even GOT there."
NO SHIT. I really wish they would have let GWAR or that crazy blond guy who was jumping around (practically flying!) a few weeks ago, or someone crazy like that All these people are either shitty or...or...American Idol-ish.
I can't believe I'm watching this shit again. Michele, this is your fault. I only started watching this shit last year because THIS made me laugh. Gawd, I'm such an f'n follower.
Timmer--I missed the AF guy, did he get the boot?
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:25 PM
Paris is awesome. I just rewound her twice on TiVo.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 8, 2006 08:25 PM
This cowboy kid freaks me out. I almost think he's pretending to be that sweet.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:26 PM
AF guy got booted. And he whined about it.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:26 PM
*waves to Beth*
Posted by: Michele at February 8, 2006 08:27 PM
Did anyone catch Seacrest saying "As the first day drawed to a close"? Jee-bus!
Posted by: Jaquandor at February 8, 2006 08:34 PM
*waving back*
Shit, I wanted the AF guy to do well, even if he sucked. Oh well.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:35 PM
Aren't the Britnam twins in jail now or something?
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:36 PM
These two are really creeping me out.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:37 PM
Yeppers. But weren't these episodes filmed a few months ago?
Posted by: C.Rose at February 8, 2006 08:37 PM
This was filmed before they were arrested, yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 8, 2006 08:37 PM
Miserable personalities. Thank god they were "uninvited"
Posted by: C.Rose at February 8, 2006 08:38 PM
I think this second twin sucks!
And not in the mood to celebrate? Didn't they get busted for "celebrating?"
Oh, God, please don't show Carrie again.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:39 PM
YEAH! I'm for the weird guy!
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:39 PM
"Inside Your Heaven" should get a Grammy for Worst Song of the Year.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:40 PM
I don't even know that song, sinalco.
What about that horrible "You Fill Me Up" that half the auditioners sang?!! That's like Christy Lane bad.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:43 PM
Carrie's album was okay. Bo's album was okay. I'm looking forward to when they're free of the AI Contract.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:43 PM
This year's Constantine.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:44 PM
Oh, Jesus. Constantine returns. ::gagging::
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:44 PM
Beth: Inside Your Heaven is the song that was written for the AI winner to record last year. Ugh. Bad song.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:45 PM
Guess it's obvious, Timmer, huh? haha
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:45 PM
How long does the AI contract last?
Posted by: C.Rose at February 8, 2006 08:46 PM
I bet they're taking that threat more seriously now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 8, 2006 08:46 PM
I guess that shows how much I followed Carrie's "career" after the end of last year's AI, sinalco. ;-P
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:46 PM
I think these are the twins that got busted.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:47 PM
You know how I feel about nasal singers.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:49 PM
WTF, did my TV channel just change to Brokeback Mountain?
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:49 PM
It was Derrell and Terrell, Timmer.
Posted by: Michele Catalano at February 8, 2006 08:49 PM
Ha!, Beth.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:50 PM
Oh, damn, that's a little kid?
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:50 PM
LMAO at Michele. Brokeback Idol.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:50 PM
YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! DAVE!!!!
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:51 PM
Whoops, just broke two of the comment rules!
Well hey, it was Jumping Dave, y'all.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:52 PM
Damn. I was hoping Derrel and Terrel and my other brother Derrel, the really good one, the one who deserves to be here, were locked up sooner.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:53 PM
LOVE this guy's haircut.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:55 PM
Christ Daughtry should be in the top 10. I agree, Michelle, Garet's the Kid is going to be annoying. He's even shorter than Seacrest.
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:55 PM
Me likey.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 08:56 PM
I love this guy! AI definitely needs more crazies!
OMFGLOLMFAO!
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 08:58 PM
That was the most awesome version of a Meatloaf song ever.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 8, 2006 08:59 PM
"I came, I saw, I flew across the stage"! Yeah!
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 08:59 PM
They are stupid for booting him. Stupid stupid stupid. AI would be so much better with someone nutty like that. BOOO.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 09:01 PM
I'm with you Beth. I bet he would have made top 10 too.
Posted by: Timmer at February 8, 2006 09:01 PM
Well, that was...was...interesting.
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 09:02 PM
YEah, give Dave his own show. Forget, AI!
Posted by: sinalco at February 8, 2006 09:02 PM
Yay, AI for fashion designers is on now! (Project Runway on Bravo TV)
It is SOOO bitchy!
Posted by: Beth at February 8, 2006 09:06 PM
Halicia Thomson (the girl who offered to kiss Simon through plastic) had been arrested in the past for disorderly conduct. I dont know if she's be kicked off because of it or they just didn't show her but just an FYI.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 8, 2006 09:08 PM
The chick you liked at the end is Katharine McPhee. I love her voice, but I want to say right now that I'm sensing a whole lot of crazy.
Totally irrelevant at this point, but I want to have an "I told you so" comment here when she sticks a pencil in some girl's eye during the semifinals.
Posted by: Tanya at February 9, 2006 02:09 PM
Did the Britnam twins get a record contract?
Posted by: Michelle at February 15, 2006 09:05 PM
My favorite is ACE! He is super cute
Posted by: Melissa at February 16, 2006 01:21 PM
I am soooo happy to see those annoying Britnam twins go.
Posted by: Melissa at February 16, 2006 01:22 PM