February 07, 2006
Finally, Boston
By Michele
Thank jeebsu. The last night of this crap.
Yay. A night of Boston accents and Red Sox caps. There better be one superb singer here tonight to make up for me sitting through this.
Mr. Patriot: Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Is he flipping gangsta signs? No, he's just spastic.
Simon is trying hard to look like he cares.
I don't like this chick. Something about her face.
Oh man. I DO. NOT. LIKE. HER. She irritated the hell out of me.
Flower in hair chick: I think she has a hairball. Seriously, she sounded as if she was about to cough up a ball of phlegm.
Holy hell. Someone shoot her and put her out of her misery. Something tells me her real line of work involves a pole and body shots.
Nevermind. Just shoot ME.
More twins? Where the hell are the triplets? I demand equal time for triplets!
And tonight is What Do Strippers Do In Their Spare Time night.
Ugh. She did NOT deserve that. Bet if she was fugly she'd be cursing out in the hallway at Seacrest right now.
Is that a freaking carpet on her head? Or a dog? Fusilli?
She totally whored up to Randy and he fell for it. Another mediocre voice goes through to Hollywood.
These little vignettes are a waste of time. They could be showing us some GOOD contestants instead.
This chick is going to be a clown at children's birthday parties some day.
Alright, missy. Back to the rehab center with you.
Ohmygod, he sounds like Danzig meets Elvis on ludes.
Is it me or is his nose crooked?
SHUT THE FUCK UP already. Jeez.
Hey, I think GWAR is up next!
He's got a nice voice, but it's like...a church voice.
I had no idea anyone else remembered Joy to the World.
GWAR!!!!!!
Ten minutes left of teh suckfest! Then we get to watch Hollywood episodes where we know next to no one because they never show us the majority of the people who make it through.
What the world needs now is NOT another Clay Aiken.
Sooooooo anyone up for a mercy killing?
I think they should make him pee on the stage. It would be more interesting, at least.
Oh geez, this is GAY. And I don't mean that in a Judy Garland kind of way.
Did he have a TAIL?
IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!
See you tomorrow for the first Hollywood show. I'm not sticking around for the montage.
This won't end well. I pray were shown more than two good singers tonight.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 7, 2006 08:03 PM
This hip hop guy is scaring me.
Posted by: Faith at February 7, 2006 08:03 PM
Okay, a patriot, sweet, but ummmm, no.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:04 PM
Not helping.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:04 PM
Ringer!
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:05 PM
Cheating nasal...NEXT!
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:06 PM
She seems like a bitch
Posted by: Faith at February 7, 2006 08:08 PM
I sing, I dance, I play basketball...something about overachievers pisses of an underachiever like me on a subatomic level.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:10 PM
I love this song...she must die!
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:13 PM
Heh. She almost was singing at the beginning but the wheels came off fast.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:13 PM
why is she stripping??
Posted by: Faith at February 7, 2006 08:13 PM
Okay, she gets the "Needs a brass pole." award.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:14 PM
Can I just say I really like Paula's sweater. Think she got a new stylist?
Posted by: Faith at February 7, 2006 08:15 PM
WTF? "Working for the Weekend" sung opera-style?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:15 PM
YES. Seacrust said "sucking!"
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:16 PM
Starts passing out NyQuil shooters.
Screw the mixed drinks, this needs quick relief.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:18 PM
Twins again? Argh! Only one's singing so why are they both there?
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:23 PM
Back to the pole, Tatiana.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:25 PM
I like Nappy-headed girl (Ma Cherie Amour). I think she has potential.
Posted by: owen at February 7, 2006 08:27 PM
I liked her voice, but I agree with ....god save me... Paula. Bad song choice.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:28 PM
Man, that Taco Bell crunchwrap thing really does look like a piece of cardboard.
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:29 PM
Anyone else want to shoot the Taco Bell, "Good to go." geek?
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:29 PM
It's actually pretty good...as far as Taco Bell can be good. Ask for extra tomatoes.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:30 PM
Does anyone else think "commercial-looking" is interchangeable with "fake as hell"
Posted by: Mary Contrary at February 7, 2006 08:33 PM
Dinner's here, I'm gone. See ya tomorrow night.
Posted by: Timmer at February 7, 2006 08:33 PM
The day job clips were cool.
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:33 PM
Hahahaha. I love the look on Simon's face.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:36 PM
Dude in the fake armor...no way!
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:39 PM
It's either GWAR or LARP. Only one of those is cool.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:39 PM
You fully realize what rating whores these guys are when you find out there are pre-auditions. They dont have to put these obvious fake people through but lo and behold...
Posted by: C.Rose at February 7, 2006 08:40 PM
Mary Contrary, absolutely!
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:40 PM
Oh, man...Stevie Ray Vaughn song in a car commercial...so wrong. At least it was a Lincoln...
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:42 PM
Wow. This kid's dorky as hell, but I like his voice.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 7, 2006 08:44 PM
He's just so boring. And he'll make it to the top 10.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 7, 2006 08:45 PM
That Josh Groban song is boring.
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:49 PM
We might call you a dork, Mike.
Posted by: sinalco at February 7, 2006 08:51 PM
Anyone know the song that's playing?
Posted by: C.Rose at February 7, 2006 08:58 PM
Bad Day by Daniel Powter (it was a free iTunes download)
Posted by: owen at February 7, 2006 08:59 PM
Thanks. Well we can all be happy that tomorrow will actually be filled with decent singers.
Posted by: C.Rose at February 7, 2006 09:01 PM
...decent singers fighting like cats.
Posted by: Tanya at February 7, 2006 10:17 PM