January 18, 2006

Day Two Too

By Stacy

UPDATED TO ADD - Wah somewhere else, you putzes.

The more auditions we see, the more I think drugs should be required for the judges.

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Ok, I got chills when this Lisa Tucker sang. Is that normal? Beautiful voice.

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Ace Young.... Ok, he looks good but I hate that sensitive boyband shite. Trying to milk the Constantine appeal? Whatever the hell *that* was...

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About to be evicted but has a huge group of people who can buy custom shirts to promote your ass? Try paying your rent, asshole.

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I pull for Chris Daughtrey all the way. Young guy marries a chick with two kids, becomes the dad, loves his wife? Rock on, my brotha. Lose the facial hair though, buddy.

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Damn, Simon just metaphorically farted in paula's face. To be honest, though, I heard that song on the grocery store music system the other day, dropped my peas and ran like hell.

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Man, "The Way You Look Tonight" is my favorite song and this nerd is slaughtering it. Get him, Simon. The Hang Em High music is a nice post-production touch.

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Garrett Johnson may have a fine voice but he's going to implode in front of an actual audience. I don't think it's really doing him a favor sending him on to Hollywood. Nice bit of uncharacteristic humanity from the two blood sucking music producers though.

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Oops...I was so transfixed by the entepreteneur and the coaster inventor that I forgot to type. Did anyone else think the boy in the yellow plaid looked just like a less-lucky Kevin Federline?

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And "It's Oh So Quiet" is too a song, dammit. Bjork roolz!!

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Zachary...is it possible to be a natural born drag queen? This boy/girl/thing is a walking parody. And good to see its mother-unit is not at all the enabling type.

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Ah Denver....you SUCKED. Here's hoping North Carolina sucks somewhat less. Thought that'd be a frigging first.

 

Comments

AAAHHHHH!!!! I KNEW LISA TUCKER!!!! I've always been jealous of her cuz when she was younger she used to get lots of attention...i saw her on t.v. and flipped becasue...well nvm but i'm just upset that i knew her and shes gunna be famous and well other stuff taht makes me feel stupid. but i dont hate her or anything. Lisa...i'm happy for you.

Posted by: monica pena at January 19, 2006 08:49 PM

chris daughtry is the best thing to happen since sliced bread

Posted by: kevin at February 2, 2006 04:23 PM

Taylor Hicks to win! Has to - he is so unique and so talented and incredibly addictive. Listen again to his version of 'Levon' - vastly superior to Elton John's original! Go Taylor - we need to be able to buy a wide catalogue of your releases - please!!

Posted by: Nicola at March 19, 2006 10:10 AM

i just wanted to say that i was totally in love with Chris Daughtrey's performance of "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" by Bryan Adams. ::MELTS::

Posted by: id0l at April 27, 2006 03:43 AM

i am so mad that chris got vote dofff!!! thats my baby!!!!!! thats some bullshit! i'm gonna buy his album and go to the american idol concert.

Posted by: michelle at May 10, 2006 09:38 PM

omg that was soo ridiculous im so mad right now-thats not right-chris is the best male singer american idol has EVER had! his live singing is amazing! american idol sucks-it must be rigged...im not watching anymore. you wait, chris is gonna be HUGE.

ps. paula's overhead clapping is so annoying XD

Posted by: brooklyn at May 10, 2006 09:48 PM

what a sad sad day!
i have just lost all hope in the human race.

Posted by: teresa at May 10, 2006 09:54 PM

Ok aint that some shit. I love Chris and like so many others I will no longer be watching American Idol, Come on who is really going to listen to whiny Yamin and his slow ass songs and Cathereine who cant even remeber the words! I will defintly buy Chris albun he rocks

Posted by: renae at May 10, 2006 10:31 PM

Chris rocked and rolled. I was nearly tearing when they said he was off.

Posted by: Kickbutt at May 10, 2006 10:57 PM

I can't believe that Chris was voted off tonight. Did you see his face? Bless his heart...he didn't see it coming and neither did anyone else. I'm not watching the rest of this season of American Idol. Chris will still go far in his career..I can't wait for his album to come out!!!!

Posted by: Ashley at May 10, 2006 11:09 PM

I am very dissapointed in the results tonite. Chris is one of a kind & the only other AI that I remember is Kelly Clarkson - who won the past few years anyway?!?

Posted by: chrissy at May 11, 2006 12:47 AM

What a SHOCK! Wake-up America... Chris should have been the winner,HANDS DOWN!!

Posted by: o-ma at May 11, 2006 02:18 AM

I can't believe Chris was voted off! I am so disappointed, I may not even watch the rest of American Idol. How anyone could think that McPhee can out sing Chris, is beyond me.

Posted by: Barb at May 11, 2006 11:51 AM

I CANT BELIVE THAT CHIRS GOT KICKED OFF!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO AMERICAN IDOL!!!! I GUARENTEE I WONT WATCH THE REST OF THIS SEASON OR ANY OTHER YEAR!!!!!!!YOU ROCK CHRIS

Posted by: casey at May 11, 2006 01:36 PM