January 17, 2006

Let's get it on!

By Stacy

Ok, only 1 1/2 hours late but here we go...

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Er, American Idol has become a tradition on a par with losing your cherry on prom night?? I *weep* for the future.

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Semi-high? That guy is semi-high. Oh yeah, the paper napkin was a classy touch.

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The Humpty Dance?? Moran.

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Gina Glockman will make it to the final 12. /prediction

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Ooh, totally doing this Alicia Keys better than the original. But Simon, dude, the fat jokes...please, man, that's *so* low-rent.

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This little short guy singing The Band is going to make a great drag club living...

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I don't think Charles is quite getting the nature of Simon's drag queen suggestion...

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Simon is really on the fucking rag this season. At least Paula is off the drugs. I think.

"Mad Cowell" *snerk*

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Bless his heart, this Deputy Sheriff drove all the way from W. Virginia to suck that bad. Impressive.

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Someone just push Derek into traffic, please.

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When will they learn gimmicks do. not. work.

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Dude, that second song Derek did is from the movie Trading Places. Bahaha!!

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Oooh, I dig Zachary's voice. The crooners always get me.

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Crystal, oh Crystal. Please die.

Simon is so damned mean. But still, that's like a small country's worth of eyeliner.

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Yes, singing in Farsi is going to get you on this show. Yep.

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Does a pole-dancing gig count towards a performer's visa?

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Ok, why even bother with this if they're going to let freaks like Crazy Dave through.

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Oooo, so looking forward to tomorrow night... *snore*

 

Comments

I think the paper napkin was actually money. Much, much classier.

Posted by: Tanya at January 18, 2006 07:21 AM

Oh, MUCH! :)

Posted by: Sekimori at January 18, 2006 07:28 PM