By Tanya
I wasn't even going to post today, but what the fuck...
Bottom two: Scott and The Vonz
Gone: Scott
Ok, I don't really believe that, but I can't bear to think of what I will have to do to you mediocrity-loving morons if Scotty the Toddy's not gone at 8:30pm tonight. I actually voted last night, damn you.
Update: Thank you, America! (They obviously fear me.)
| Idol Tonguer | Picks 5/17 |
| Michele | What Stacy said. |
| Stacy | I would like Katherine to bite the dust tonight but there's no way the producers are going to skip having Shiny Tits in the final. Elliott, you're toast, baby. |
| Faith | What Stacy said. |
| Robyn | What Stacy said. |
| Broken | Elliot. Stacy is my Idol. |
| Tanya |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Losar! |
| Michele | Ace |
| Stacy | Ace (emote THIS, bitch) |
| Faith | Kelly "My Naivete Is Fucking Irritating" Pickler |
| Robyn | Kellie Pickler (for saying "Pick Pickler") |
| Broken | Chris Daughtry (no one sings Creed in my town) |
| Tanya | Ace |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Winnar! |
| Michele | Chris Daughtry |
| Stacy | Taylor Hicks |
| Faith | Chris Daughtry |
| Robyn | Paris Bennett |
| Broken | Paris Bennett |
| Tanya | Taylor Hicks |