April 27, 2005
Elimination Prediction 4/27
By Michele
First, let me just say that last night's show was LAME. Not one stand out performance. In fact, I'll remember it as the show - counting all four years of AI - that had the most weak peformances in one night.
I still can't shake the memory of Constantine doing Nickelback. Honestly, I thought there was nothing worse for your ears and mind than Nickelback, but Constantine took the suckiness to a whole other level.
Unfortunately, the screeching girlies are still voting with one hand down their panties and Connie's craptastic peformance will not be enough to land him in the final three.
Tonight's prediction: Scott, Carrie and Anthony.
Sad to say, it will be Federov packing his bags. Not that he doesn't deserve it. But he deserves it less than Jabba the Scott.
For your pleasure:
Happy nightmares.
*polite golf claps*
Posted by: Sekimori at April 27, 2005 01:18 PM
I will never look at Connie the same way again. (If there were a god, I'd never have to look at him again.)
Posted by: Tanya at April 27, 2005 01:20 PM
My eyes!
Posted by: robyn at April 27, 2005 01:27 PM
Wow, Lucas has REALLY stooped too low this time.
Posted by: Faith at April 27, 2005 02:34 PM
I am so with you Michelle - Constantine is one of those dudes that you see in bars expecting the ladies to be all over him................puhhhhhleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: Jennifer at April 27, 2005 02:39 PM
Connie kinda looks like the cross-dressing killer in "Silence of the Lambs." What do you think?
Posted by: Janet at April 27, 2005 03:25 PM
Michele, that photo is hilarious!! Nightmarish, but quite funny! Thanks for that!
Posted by: Janet at April 27, 2005 03:26 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin....
Posted by: jen at April 27, 2005 03:35 PM
Has anyone else noticed how dreadful Carrie has been lately? I fear her fan base will carry her all the way through, though...Carrie won't be in the bottom three even though she should be (last night's performance was horrible), and I'm afraid Vonzell might--and she is one of the best left.
Posted by: Karen at April 27, 2005 04:15 PM
Carrie is just simply boring, unexciting. She has no stage presence. I may have thought that Jessica Sierra's excessively large head, lack of a neck and widely spaced eyes were annoying but she had pipes and I'd sell my soul to the devil to get her back in place of Scott. jessica actually did know how to work a stage, something carrie cannot do.
Posted by: jen at April 27, 2005 04:23 PM
Carrie is beautiful and she has a great voice, but she has no charisma. She should take lessons from Connie, oops, no, make that Vonzell!
Posted by: Janet at April 27, 2005 04:28 PM
hi, this message is for scott. i am a seatfiller at the american idol. i was in the line but it was bad today and i didn't get in and now the doors are locked because everything has started. i heard a story that you got in trouble for writing things on a message board and this is the one that I could find that said really bad stuff. i know you might not read this because the show has started but when you do later if you read this i want you to know i think you are cute and sweet. i will be by the big car in the sky after the show and later tonight at the 101. tomorrow I will be at beppo's. My name is jen (I'm not the same jen that wrote mean things about you.)
Posted by: jen (not the mean one) at April 27, 2005 06:31 PM
Oh and Scott...it'll be fifty for a handjob and $500 for an all-nighter.
Posted by: Sekimori at April 27, 2005 07:20 PM
Wait, Scott's on message boards insulting people and it's not us? I feel so deprived.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2005 08:59 PM
Note that Scott was the only one who didn't move to chase the remote controlled car in the commercial. He's even lazy for fake!
Posted by: Pauly at April 27, 2005 09:12 PM