April 20, 2005
Elimination Night
By Michele
We've all made our predictions. Let's hope this is the week Scottie goes buh-bye.
Oh, who cares about this shit? Just cut to the chase. Send someone home. Preferably the gangsta of love.
Blahblahblah groupsong blahblahblah. I'm going into insulin shock with this song. Shine this. Just get on with the action, already.
Aaaand...let's give it up for the Brady Kids, who just made enough money to buy their parents an anniversary platter!
Ohjesuschristonapogostick. MUST they torture us with this freaking stuff?? As if Scott's head wasn't big enough, they have to distort it?
Why the complications? Just point a finger, say You're going home, sucker! and end the show so I can go to bed already.
Ok, what is the song in this HP commercial? I really dig it.
Ok, so much for my batteries.
AH, mindfucking with Bo. And he's fucking them back. Heh.
Dude, six minutes left. Stop screwing around and just get on with sending Scotty packing.
By the way, Mike - one more comment about me and Scott and your ass is banned from here. I love you, guy. But you're freaking me out.
At least Vonzell is safe this week.
I WIN THE BATTERIES!! FINALLY!!! So do Stacy and Robyn. WOOT!
Ok, I'm kinda miffed that Scott is still in it, but I really, really think that Anwar just wanted to go home.
No no no no not another group sing.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:06 PM
Just you and me...what's up with dis?
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:07 PM
They're playing their instruments like The Monkees or The Partidge Family.
Posted by: JohnO at April 20, 2005 09:07 PM
And I've finally figured that Federov sounds like an even wimpier version of Dennis DeYoung from Styx.
Posted by: JohnO at April 20, 2005 09:08 PM
Where's the freaking mute button?
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:08 PM
John...good call...
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:08 PM
I need a black cup of coffee to wash away the sweetness of shine.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:09 PM
Michele and Scott sittin' in a tree...
Posted by: nastybastard at April 20, 2005 09:09 PM
Bah. Figures I stick my comments about Seacrest shitting on the walk of stars in the post before this.
How typical of me.
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:10 PM
When we ran out of FF room on the TiVo and caught up live, we let out a big ol' "noooooooooooooo!" scream. And our 14-month old actually joined us.
Posted by: robyn at April 20, 2005 09:12 PM
wtfits?
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:13 PM
I'm so disturbed.
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:16 PM
If you ain't next to Vonzell, your in the bottom half.
Posted by: JohnO at April 20, 2005 09:17 PM
btw Michele, your jesuschristonapogostick has made it into my vocabulary and is getting mixed reactions...thanks...thanks loads...hehehe
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:17 PM
The Constantine side is obviously the "safe" one.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2005 09:18 PM
Scott the little body is waiting in bed for you, Michele. You know you want to run your hands all over his greasy pork rind body. MMMMMM. ROFL
Posted by: nastybastard at April 20, 2005 09:18 PM
And what was up with Constantine's eyes last night? Did he add an extra coat of eye-liner? He was crossing into the Eddie Izzard zone.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:19 PM
Oh my god nasybastard, your comment is going to give me nightmares tonight.
And Michelle, I love the HP song too--I always dance around the house and sing it whenever it's on :-)
Posted by: Amanda at April 20, 2005 09:20 PM
Picture Book by Ray Davies (and the Kinks?)
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:20 PM
I love the HP song. Hid it for a while cause I thought I was the only one who did.
Yay!
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:22 PM
I wish someone would tell Scott to fix his baseball hat, he wear his hat like he is Fat Joe
Posted by: istvan at April 20, 2005 09:22 PM
Isn't there a website forum/message board that has info about commercial songs?
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:23 PM
Bo, hit Seacrest...hit him.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:24 PM
How did I know he was going to say "after this"?
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:24 PM
That was clever from Bo. Respect !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: istvan at April 20, 2005 09:24 PM
And that's why I like Bo =)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2005 09:24 PM
I used to use http://www.songtitle.info/ for songs from commercials, but I don't think they update it anymore.
Posted by: nastybastard at April 20, 2005 09:24 PM
You know I love you Michele.
Posted by: nastybastard at April 20, 2005 09:25 PM
Bo in the middle. Staged with a capital S. But thankfully he's safe.
I picked Anthony, Anwar, and Scott as the bottom three last night. And I also picked Scotty to finally go. Maybe my luck will finally hold out.
Posted by: Doug at April 20, 2005 09:25 PM
God i got a bad feeling that thug gangsta wannabe will stay as usual
Posted by: istvan at April 20, 2005 09:26 PM
Who watches OC? I don't know anyone...
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:27 PM
I love Bo.
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:28 PM
Ya know...I don't like Scott...but he did better than the other two last night. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:28 PM
Michele, I believe you get the batteries tonight?
Posted by: kat at April 20, 2005 09:29 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: istvan at April 20, 2005 09:29 PM
Are u serious??!!!!
Posted by: Me at April 20, 2005 09:29 PM
Scott sang every single farking note off key last night and still he's OK.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2005 09:29 PM
I can not believe Anwar is going home. I thought he has the moves of a stiff board, but I didn't think he deserves to go home.
Posted by: nastybastard at April 20, 2005 09:30 PM
Didn't want to see Anwar go yet but he didn't do that well last night.
Posted by: Timmer at April 20, 2005 09:30 PM
Congratulations, chicks. Dammit.
Sorry, Faith. Happy Birthday anyway!
Posted by: Tanya at April 20, 2005 09:44 PM
Stop talkin crap bout Scott y'all. Yer just jealous you either cant be him or be with him. He aint goin home tanite cuz I wuz in LA and I seen who dun did. So booYAHHHHHH
Posted by: YabeX1111 at April 20, 2005 10:32 PM
I'm sure this is old news, but...
www.adtunes.com says the HP commercial song is by The Kinks.
Posted by: LT at April 20, 2005 10:32 PM
YabeX1111: Speaken ze english?
Posted by: michele at April 20, 2005 10:34 PM
Hahsahah, Yabex is Scott's hommie ," YA herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Posted by: istvan at April 20, 2005 10:48 PM
I think YabeX1111 IS Scott...(the illiteracy gave it away)... ;-)
Posted by: Janet at April 20, 2005 11:53 PM
aaauuuuggghhhh! fark it!
He's still in. The trailer-park, wife-beatin', chromosome missin' contingent has ruined my night again!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mel at April 21, 2005 12:46 AM
First of all...he's not a wife beater.
They weren't married...it was his baby's mama.
Secondly, if pulling a ring off her finger and throwing a phone at her consists of a beating...then I've been beat up by my wife several times.
FYI...Carrie will win.
Posted by: StrobeAlific at April 21, 2005 03:24 AM
-clouds parting- Oh I'm new here and it feels like I've been reborn! Michele, nastybastard, kat, Timmer, JohnO...its like I've always known you were out there, like a missing twin, or arm. I've been booted from the stupid fox chat site so many times for telling the truth, the truth I tell you! So, Paula, you ARE a crack whore from hell. I feel so...liberated...thank you!
Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2005 09:37 AM
I never knew that there was so many trailer park trash, backwards cap wearing, woman beating, missing chromosome, slugging beer out of the can losers out there that keep Scott in the competition. The joke will be on him even if he makes it all the way. No one will buy his CD's, not even the slugs that keep voting for him. He'll be out on the street soon enough.
Posted by: jen at April 21, 2005 09:48 AM
And please someone get Paula in AA and/or NA, that old whore is getting on my last nerve
Posted by: jen at April 21, 2005 09:49 AM
never knew that there was so many trailer park trash, backwards cap wearing, woman beating, missing chromosome, slugging beer out of the can losers out there that keep Scott in the competition.
jen, you must not have been to WalMart lately. I have a strange cold fear gripping me - that's the new Silent Majority and American culture, as we know it, is doomed for future generations.
Posted by: Trish at April 21, 2005 10:14 AM
Trish, you scared me! I also just threw up on my desk after reading your observation.
Posted by: jen at April 21, 2005 10:16 AM
Re: Paula's spacey behavior, I heard on "Spotlight Hollywood" last night that she has chronic back and neck pain from injuries sustained over the years. She's had 12 surguries to correct the problem. She does seem like she is on pain meds...hence the (extra) spaciness...Also, apparantly she read comments on the AI blog about her being spacey, etc., so she decided to comment on what's going on with her. (Of course, she could also have a drug/alcohol problem that she's masking with this "info"...you never know).
Posted by: Janet at April 21, 2005 10:53 AM
ok, so any guesses as to how much longer it'll be until Paula checks into a hospital because of "exhaustion"? a week after the season's over? two weeks?
Posted by: mikey at April 21, 2005 11:39 AM
I give it one week...
Posted by: Janet at April 21, 2005 11:44 AM
Paula will finally flip out and beat up a hotel maid with her cell phone.
Posted by: jen at April 21, 2005 11:49 AM
OK, let's say you're on a TV show watched by say, 4 billion people. Do you pop your pain pills:
A) During the program, with a 'coke' cup full of Stoly
B) 5 minutes before the show starts
C) 3 hours before with a full meal
D) You hold off until after the show
Looks like she's opting for A and B. She's a spunky one, that Paula.
Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2005 02:47 PM
Paula is the shit
Posted by: I love Paula at April 21, 2005 08:47 PM
Yes. Yes, she is.
Posted by: Sekimori at April 21, 2005 09:09 PM
Apparently, Paula is also the shit that Supposedly has affairs with crappy contestents.
Posted by: Nikki at April 22, 2005 03:28 AM
Hi. My name is Dave and I want to bend over while Simon and Randy take turns having their way with me.
Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2005 10:18 AM
lol
Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2005 10:26 AM
Mother of gods. We forgot to close the damned comments again.
Posted by: Sekimori at April 22, 2005 12:20 PM