April 20, 2005
Elimicrate
By Stacy
(shutup, titles are hard)
Yeah, I watched it last night... Constantine makes me hurl, still frigging hate he can sing. Carrie, that is the dumbest fucking song ever, and you simply must avail yourself of the stylist, or not, whatever you're currently doing is WRONG. Scott didn't suck if you had your eyes closed. Federov is rapidly approaching Scott levels of suckitude. Vonzell was SMOKIN'! Anwar could easily be fed to Alsatians and I'd never miss him. Bo has taken to singing the same thing over and over (would it have killed you to reel out some KC & the Sunshine Band, dammit?!), still freaking HOT though.
Bottom three I WANT to see tonight: Scott, Federov, Anwar
Actual bottom three: Anwar, Vonzell (because you voters are teh SUCK), Scott
Teh losar: Anwar
Constantine's gonna win the whole thang. No doubt in my mind.
Posted by: Solomon at April 20, 2005 04:25 PM
The Barbie meets Stepford Wife comment by Simon was priceless!
And I still don't know how Bo manages to sing the same song when the theme varies from Musicals to 70s dance...although at least he does it well... I'd just like to see him try something different well, too.
Posted by: robyn at April 20, 2005 04:42 PM
Vonzell was SMOKIN and has been every week. She showed the judges and America that she can handle, Barbara Steisand (oh my God!), Whitney Houston (unbelievable) and Chaka Khan (u go girl!). Too bad American is not showing her more love. I hate to see her in the bottom 3 but it seems inevitable. (sigh!)
Posted by: apat at April 20, 2005 06:43 PM
Just like last week, I agree with 2/3 of your picks, agree with your assessment of who's going home, and have a dark horse in the three slot.
My bottom three are Anwar, Vonzell and . . .
CONSTANTINE.
This week the eye shadow, the blond highlights, and, oh yeah, the fact that he CAN'T SING (hate to disagree, S, but a fact's a fact) alienate the Leif Garrett crowd. Not enough to send him home, but enough to send a message, just like Bo last week.
Posted by: Benedict at April 20, 2005 08:31 PM
well, i think that anwor being kicked off tonight was absurd, and i swear...if constantine makes it anywhere near the top 3, i will hurt someone. he is really gross and greasy. now that anwor is gone, the top guy is bo, and the top girl is still carrie, although i love vonzell. well then, okay! w.e, the barbie/stepford wives thing was priceles! well then, adios chicas
Posted by: tobe at April 20, 2005 10:11 PM
Top three as I see it:
Carrie
Bo
Constantine
Winner: Carrie
Posted by: StrobeAlific at April 21, 2005 03:27 AM
I have to agree with S-Train. The more I think about it, the more I'm sure Connie will win. And I will die of disgust.
Posted by: Tanya at April 21, 2005 10:27 AM
Yes, I have a sneaking suspicion that Constantine will win. I used to think it would come down to Bo and Carrie; now, I think it will be Constantine and Carrie, with Constantine winning. Regardless of how far Bo makes it in this competition, I will still be a fan, because he's hot, nice and a great singer.
Posted by: Janet at April 21, 2005 10:55 AM
Oh Carrie, how I love thee. With your soft, supple....smile and milky white....teeth. Why doth my pants shrink at the croth every tuesday at 8pm EST? My codpiece spillith over. Sing to me fair country lass, with your voice from beautiful suburban Oklahoma. I beseech thee to destroy thine enemies, particularly the corpulent Sir Whacks His Wife, and the evil Knight of Eastern European Dance Trash, Sir White Guy. AAAAAAAAAAA-men.
Posted by: Dave at April 21, 2005 03:59 PM
Oh Dave, that's some prayer you got going on
Posted by: jen at April 21, 2005 04:07 PM
AI is one of my FSE. Constantine and Bo are such HOTTIES. AND BTW I TOTALLY LOVE CARRIE!!!
Posted by: Danny at April 21, 2005 08:53 PM
I definately think Constantine will win. He is different than the past idols, and brings a totally different image. In the beginning I thought he was cute, but just a rocker who couldn't really sing. This boy has a great voice, excellent stage presence, and real talent.
I back him up all the way!!
Posted by: karen at April 23, 2005 01:55 AM
From Yahoo News;
ABC will air a news special examining what the network called "explosive" allegations about the hit TV talent contest "American Idol."
The hourlong "Primetime Live" report by anchor John Quinones is scheduled for 10 p.m. EDT Wednesday, May 4.
Namely, Constantine will be exposed for his ability to channel Ethel Merman (she has better facial hair, though).
Posted by: Dave at April 26, 2005 11:17 AM
