April 06, 2005

Who's Teh Losar?

By Stacy

I'd like it to be the freakish Scott, but I'm terribly afraid that he has a stealth contingent of hoodrat wannabes out there who are going to keep his increasingly-slipshod ass in this much longer than he deserves.

Federov is my next choice. His vocal quality just isn't up to the caliber of the others, though I have to admit it is MIGHTY entertaining to see how petulantly angry he seems to get when enduring Simon's criticism.

Oh, and a note to Seacrest, who seems to be getting more than a bit impatient with Simon's increasingly raw (and accurate) assessments: Who do you think is more easily replaced, boy? The guy with the 20 year career in pop music development or the guy with the shitty t-shirt collection and the There's Something About Mary-esque hairstyle?

 

Comments

the guy with the shitty t-shirt collection

You crack me up!

Posted by: Faith at April 6, 2005 04:32 PM

Seacrest does not need American Idol. It was just a way for him to break into TV. He has had a successful radio career since his early twenties.

Posted by: Impacted Wisdom Truth at April 7, 2005 03:03 AM

And you can't see his stupid tshirt collection there.

Seriously, you think the AI paycheck isn't welcome in the Seacrest household? I'm just sayin'...Bruce and the cockateil would be mighty pissed if that bacon stopped being brought home.

Posted by: Sekimori at April 7, 2005 07:28 AM

Cockatiel. Brilliant. I think Simon said it best when the theme was show tunes, "Quit letting Seacrest pick the theme."

Posted by: Gabe at April 7, 2005 02:08 PM

As a former gang member/thug, former hoodrat, and former all-around bad mutha, Scott doesn't win me over at all. And why be a hoodrat wannabe? It isn't fun at all. That's why me and some former Detroit OGs (original gangstaz) are rollin' to the AI set and remove Scott. HAAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Solomon at April 11, 2005 02:28 PM

I think everyone is a bit rough on Scott, so he's been in a little trouble whip-de-doo. I think he's really good at r&b, I'd like to hear him sing the old song "My Girl", that's the kinda music that suites him. As far as being the next Idol most likely not, but he'll prevail.

Constantine is just stuck on himself, he can't sing and poses for the camera even when it's on someone else, disgusting.

Bo has got boring, but I still think he's the real idol. He needs to get really rockin again.

The Carrie the country chick should have been booted off a long time ago along with Anthony. Niether one belong on American Idol.

Anwar he's just alright.

Vonzelle is just too much like a Fantasia wannabe.

Posted by: Cindy at April 15, 2005 10:38 PM