March 30, 2005

Charge Those Batteries!

By Michele

Ok, I really, really want my batteries this week. In fact, I don't think batteries are going to be enough. I want the whole shebang.


Anyhow.

My vision for the bottom three:

Scott, Anthony and Jessica.

Everyone else has a pretty large, established fan base already. But I can definitely see Anwar making an appearance in the bottom three next week if he doesn't pull some magic out of his ass.

Going home? Well, I wish it were Constantine, who strikes me as a very Eddie Haskell, phony, creep but there are too many female voters who will vote for him based on how much they hump the couch when he sings. After last night's performance, I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if....a billion batteries were charged at once...

And don't think you get off scott free, guys. I know what you're doing when Carrie's singing. I know.

Anyhow. Let's all say bye-bye to Scott, who will now be free to go play with the Crips and Bloods. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

Comments

oh yeah, Scott is soooo out after tonight. next week? Nikko. but hey, he can already have a career, even if he bows out early. i mean, i'm sure his dad (Ozzie) has some connections, right?

Posted by: mikey at March 30, 2005 02:50 PM

He looks too much like Bobby Brown. I'd take him over scott the serial killer anyday.

Posted by: jen at March 30, 2005 03:00 PM

No one wacks it to Carrie. In fact, I can't think of any AI finalists EVER that I'd wack it to. That polished blonde last year was kinda cute, but not really fantasy material.

You women are the only ones who get all ga-ga over musicians and singers. Men are immune. Alicia Keys would still be hot if she had no musical talent at all, while Constantine would be just another dork.

Posted by: skillzy at March 30, 2005 03:24 PM

Constantine *is* just another dork.

Posted by: michele at March 30, 2005 03:25 PM

Skillzy, guess you haven't seen the copious comments of our "friend" Matty.

Posted by: Faith at March 30, 2005 03:28 PM

...except maybe Bo (sorry, dissing my own favorite contestant!)

Posted by: Janet at March 30, 2005 03:45 PM

If I were to "whack it" for any of the contestants, it'd be Nadia. I love those legs, plus you can tell she's a dirty girl.

Also, my wife would beat me bloody if I did such a thing.

Posted by: Randy at March 30, 2005 04:00 PM

Connie's day will come. Sadly it'll probably be when there's still five other people in the competition. We've got to hope for a savage beating from Bo before then.

Posted by: Gabe at March 30, 2005 04:46 PM

Um, if your wife beats you bloody, isn't she helping you whack it to Nadia?

I'm not criticizing, I'm just saying. Nadia's my fantasy girl too.

Posted by: RedHotMonkeyLove at March 30, 2005 05:05 PM

Eh? I'm someone's "friend", Faith? Is that good? Bad? Indifferent?

Annnyyywayy, if I were to be a whackin--
#1: VONZELL Ooohh yeahhhh!!!
#2: Nadia--legs and nastiness as noted above
#3:Jessica--Reminds me of an easy bar chick from Passaic
#4: Carrie--I think she will be the winner, even though she is not that great. The fix is in.

As far as who is bottom 3: Anthony, Anwar and Contstantine

Posted by: Matty at March 30, 2005 08:53 PM