March 24, 2005

Elimination Prediction

By Stacy

Mikalah is history. Nuff said.

**Post show update**

That was as graceful a "lose" as I've ever seen. Well done, girl. And Maybelline, Revlon, L'Oreal...sign this girl to a contract before she starts to wrinkle. She may crack plaster with her voice but she's absolutely gorgeous, don't let her go to waste.

Bye, bye, Bawbawa!

**Update The Second**

Thanks to the usual array of fucknuts for once again sucking the life and joy out of everything. Comments closed on this post. Assholes.



You should've watched last night; it may have helped seal her fate: First, Seacrest talked to her mother, and we suddenly realized where she got the mind-boggling annoyance from. Second, she was wearing a shirt that proclaimed My job is to annoy you, which is too easy to snark on. Finally, she opened her fucking mouth!

On another note, I listened to Jessica carefully once again, and I don't think she blew any lines. I'm not 100% sure Carrie didn't though. No matter; I thought they were both awesome.

Posted by: Victor at March 24, 2005 02:36 PM

Oh Victor, she blew her lines big time. She repeated the same lines over and over because she forgot the original verse. I wonder how she holds that big head up of hers without a neck. Makes you think...

Posted by: jen at March 24, 2005 03:29 PM

You know what, Jen? I looked closely last night, and she actually does have a neck - but she's got the worst posture I've ever seen, and it makes her *look* as though she's neckless.

Posted by: Kathleen at March 24, 2005 09:31 PM

I still can't forgive the underbite. This is the 21st century, people.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 24, 2005 09:32 PM


Posted by: Simon Cowell at March 24, 2005 10:38 PM

Neckless..HAHAHA. How about her weak underbite and her excessively large head? Or the fact that she flubbed her song? Carrie and Nadia beat her hands down and say what you want about Mikalah but that young girl showed some serious class as a gracious loser last night.

Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 09:49 AM

Scott has nasty little pig eyes and is barely mediocre in his performance. The guy can barely speak english. Carrie is awesome but always has that deer caught in the headlights look. Constantine needs a bottle of shampoo and Anthony should stick to wearing turtlenecks to cover that hole in his thrat. Bo, Nadia and Anwar are pretty much close to perfection in style, talent and general all around coolness. Go ahead, say it, I'm mean.

Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 10:09 AM

Flawless skin, "orthodontery" and swan-like necks sounds like Nadia, Carrie and Vonzell fit into that category. Scram jessica and take scott tissue with you!

Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 12:12 PM

Bo, Constantine and Anwar are all pretty hot. I think Paula would agree (and add Nikko) to the list. She gives the guys some very obvious "come hither" looks!

Posted by: Janet at March 25, 2005 02:25 PM

Wegarding Mikalah's gwaceful exit, I completwee agwee. Wandy would give her pwops. She's only 17...and what chutzpah! I found her to be vewy entertaining!!

Posted by: Janet at March 25, 2005 02:43 PM