March 15, 2005

Sixties Week

By Stacy

I love the theme nights, LOVE THEM.

Jessica - I enjoyed this performance. Dammit. She has a good contralto, but the underbite is killing me.

Anwar - Oh, man. I really don't think Night #1 of the final 12 performances is the time to croon, d'you? Here's where watching previous seasons might have paid off for this year's contestants.

Mikalah - The fun has officially worn off. It wasn't a bad performance but she squicks me now. Freaky.

Constantine - I am disappointed how much I'm enjoying his performance. Don't fuck up and make me like you, Constantine.

Lindsey - That's a man, baybee! Ack. Honey, there's a difference between "contralto" and "testosterone supplements". Might want to figure out the difference before hair starts growing on your nuts.

Anthony - No, no, no, no. It'll fly with the teenyboppers who need a CD cover to get wet with, but that's about it. *yawn*

Ok, as sucky as that was, Randy is one grumpy mofo tonight.

Nadia - Holy crap, I love this song. And the timbre of her voice, I got goosebumps. She is smokin'!

Can someone please make Simon stop snorting ninety-seven lines of coke before the show? Please?

Bo - Holy mother of gods. Saved all the good crap for last, I see. Love this song (though the Three Dog Night version is better than the B, S & H version), and he looks like a Rock God up there. Go Bo!!

Vonzell - I'm sorry, sweetie, you do not belong at this level, cute though you are.

Scott - Well, the Ebonics are reduced this week, so that's something to be grateful for. Eh, blah performance though. Too bad.

Carrie - Bored. And who scared the shit out of her before the performance?

Nikko - You actually grab your crotch and I will send a box of Madagascar hissing cockroaches to your dressing room. Twice. And PULL UP YOUR FREAKING PANTS. Get off my stage.

Well, that was disappointing. If it weren't for Bo and Nadia I'd be calling in an airstrike on Hollywood as we speak.

 

Comments

i thought mikalah was tricked. the drums in her arrangement were terrible. she was totally overpowered. It looked like a deliberate attempt to get her out. mario will be missed. Bo bice did an imitation of whoever sang his previous song. It's all about nadia and constantine.

Posted by: tony at March 15, 2005 11:28 PM

Bo and Nadia came off like stars. But I hate to say it, Constantine had a good showing and Anwar didn't.

The absence of Mario is going to make this interesting.

Posted by: michele at March 16, 2005 06:11 AM

After Bo's performance, I told Todd that I'm dying to see him cover "Magic Carpet Ride".

Posted by: robyn at March 16, 2005 08:13 AM

oooOOOOooo! I'd like to see that as well!

Posted by: Sekimori at March 16, 2005 08:27 AM

Did anyone notice Mikalah had that porn star/Adam & Eve/slutwear-model makeup thing goin' on, where her face isn't the same color as her neck & the rest of her? And why can't she find shirts that cover her baby fat? And WHY, in the name of all that is holy, must she RUN HER FREAKIN' MOUTH?!?!?! I was hoping she had learned to keep her pie-hole shut!

I also couldn't understand the first few lines of the song she was singing.

I hate Mikalah.

Posted by: Victor at March 16, 2005 08:45 AM

I want to hear bo sing anything by Joe Cocker

Posted by: jen at March 16, 2005 11:26 AM

ok, who the hell did Mikaylah's make-up? i swear to gawd, she's the oldest looking 17 yr old in the world. she looks like she's 35! not a good thing.

i think it's interesting that the rockers are doing so well, but not surprising. i mean, you look at bo and con, and they both own the stage when they're on it. then you see someone like Lindsey up there... nothing against her, she's a cute girl and all, but after seeing the guys, it's obvious that she just doesn't have "it". she doesn't have stage presense; she's got stage abscense. but at least she stopped grabbing her boobs while she sings.

and, call me evil, but i think it would be abso-fucking-lutely hilarious if Nikko got voted off two shows in a row...

Posted by: mikey at March 16, 2005 01:16 PM

I just realized something: When you're seventeen, that ain't baby fat no more. We'll be seeing Mikalah doing Jenny Craig commercials before long.

Posted by: Victor at March 16, 2005 01:21 PM

Why does everyone like Nadia, she is SCARY!! Her face is freaky when she sings and she always sounds like ahes yelling- no talent!! She has brainwashed the judges and everyone else as well, get her out, after lindsey and Mikalah.

Posted by: Jenni at March 16, 2005 01:24 PM

Hm, let's see... She's gorgeous, she has a fantastic voice, and more personality in her little finger than the rest of the contestants put together.

Brainwashing...er, yeahhh. That's *exactly* why she's still there. (Does anyone re-read their comments to remove the psycho bits before posting, or just me?)

Posted by: Sekimori at March 16, 2005 01:26 PM

I still can't believe she can switch between stomping rock and that gorgeous voice so easily.

Posted by: Tanya at March 16, 2005 01:37 PM

I think Nadia is fabulous. She nailed it last night. I also loved Constantine as well, he was really able to pull off not singing in the "rock" genre. I still like Anwar but he wasn't his best last night. Final 4 - Constantine, Anwar, Nadia and Bo or Carrie.

Posted by: Jenn at March 16, 2005 01:39 PM

I absolutely agree that Mikalah has to go, she is soooooooo annoying. She reminds me of the Nanny, Fran Drescher. She was cute at first but now it is too much. When she sang Barbara that was it for me because she totally ruined the song.

Posted by: Jenn at March 16, 2005 01:44 PM

I think Mikalah will last one more week. Lindsay sounded like a bad female impersonator and will be voted off tonight. She sounded like she was burping at the end of every line of her song.

Posted by: jen at March 16, 2005 03:53 PM