March 09, 2005

You are the weakest link! (Elimination Night)

By Michele

We've made our picks. Now let's see who gets the batteries. Go check around the site and see who we all picked.

Whoa. Lindsey moves on! Stacy and I just lost a battery. (I'm not explaining the batteries thing. It's from past elimination nights)


I freaking knew he was going to do that. Constantine and Bo remain. Of course - it makes for good tv. They can play up the little rivalry between them.

Only this show can make a half hour feel like ten.

After the break: Prediction. Janay and Mikalah go home. Travis and Scott go home.

Oh, Seacrest putting the judges on the spot. And of course, Paula wimps out.

Wow. Never expected Scott to make it through. I am SO out of batteries tonight.

Nikko and Travis go home.

OhgoddamnfuckinghellNOOOO. Another freaking weak of The Nanny.

Goodbye Ms. Deer In The Headlights and bitchface Amanda.

Well, it's an interesting top 12, at least. Should be some good drama queen acts.

I'm going to take my one battery and comfort myself with it.

Tomorrow, I'll have something up about the final 12 and the rest of the competition.



Momma needs some juice for her toys....

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:01 PM

Barely got my picks in on time...but they're there. Now I just have to pause TiVo 'til the Mr. gets home!

Posted by: robyn at March 9, 2005 09:01 PM

SHIT!!!! Two of my picks are the first in. Damn. Better scrap together my spare change for the juice.

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:07 PM

DaMMIT. Fcking Constantine

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:14 PM

Enough fuckign commercials already. I wanna kill Seacrest right now.

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:21 PM

I hope you're right. I tell ya, if I didn't have to be here live I'd be watching this on DVR in like 10 minutes.

Will try to stop cussing.

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:24 PM

I'm shocked abotu nikko. Been hoping Travis would go for a while

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:27 PM

Woo hoo! No more Janay and Amanda! At leat I got one battery

Posted by: Faith at March 9, 2005 09:28 PM

Dammit. Mikalah got through. Who *are* these people voting for her?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 9, 2005 09:34 PM

Couldn't they just flash the results show on the screen like the lottery numbers? Even 1/2 hour is too long.

I'm glad Amanda was booted off but I was willing to put up with her for another week if they just got rid of Mikhala - ick ick ick. Why America why????

Posted by: Jeannine at March 9, 2005 09:37 PM

With Amanda, everyone in the Failinator is finally hasta la bye-bye!

You, me and Stacy all tied at 2-2 tonight.

Posted by: robyn at March 9, 2005 09:59 PM

ok, the failinator needs to be restocked.

Posted by: mikey at March 9, 2005 10:23 PM

I called Travis and Nikko :D I get a battery, right?

I was also hoping for Janay.. do I get, like, an AA battery or something?

Posted by: Nikki at March 10, 2005 01:56 AM

I was happy Janay and Amanda the freaking microphone tapper were bounced. Travis is cute and a good performer but he needed to go. But Scott over Nikko? Who did Scott kill to get in that spot?

Posted by: Jen at March 10, 2005 10:53 AM

Did anyone else notice that Constantine was wearing a Justin Guarini t-shirt?

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2005 03:24 PM

Ooh, ooh, me, me! What do I win?

Posted by: Sekimori at March 10, 2005 06:33 PM

he also said that he had never seen the show he just tried out because he'd heard about it......while he was wearing that shirt. i dislike him more and more.

Posted by: tiffany at March 11, 2005 05:25 PM

Shut the hell up.... sorry Mikala Gordon is way better looking and way more talented than you ever will be... does not mean u have to be a bitch cuz ur jealous.... I love Mikala Gordon... and go all the way!

Posted by: Lazaro at March 11, 2005 09:49 PM

Mother of gods. Time to get out the big can of Raid.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 12, 2005 07:27 AM

Aww, Sekimori.. she's so right, though! My distaste for her truly is jealousy.

I mean, she has it all: She sounds like Fran Drescher, her singing is quite sub-par, her attitude reminds me of a 13 year old gossiping in the girl's room, and grates on half of America with her sheer elegance. Oh, and she IS better looking. I mean, her eyes? So emotionless and yet so emo looking. Those spider eyelashes really get my motor running. Fast. And someone mentioned this before but.. that Conehead shaped head she has?

Come on, who isn't jealous of the absolutely fabulously gorgeous and stupendous Mikalah? This young woman has shown me the light.. let's start a voting block for her so she won't inevitably go home next week! :D

Also, I love how her fans can't even spell her name (Much less simple words like "You're") correctly.

(was this wrong of me? Feel free to delete if it is. :x)

Posted by: Nikki at March 12, 2005 01:57 PM

What I have a problem with, since you ask, is any asshead coming here and attacking someone for their OPINIONS. Comments like "Shut the hell up", "Mikala Gordon is way better looking and way more talented than you ever will be", and "does not mean u have to be a bitch cuz ur jealous" are going to get my foot put square up your ass.

Expressing opinions in a manner OTHER than that of a retarded twelve year old is something else entirely and perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 12, 2005 04:44 PM

Well, I think that Mikhala DOES have a lot of talent. I love her voice, and although I think she does wear quite a bit of make-up, much more than she needs too, i think if she toned it down a bit she would be drop-dead gorgeous. I love her personality too. She is loud and outgoing, and that's very risky because it is much easier to blend into the back-ground, cross your fingers and hope you squeak through based on your looks and/or performance alone. But she is real. That's who she is, and she's not afraid to show it. Major props to her. I'd rather see her on the big screen then listen to her on a c.d., however. But that's just me.

Posted by: Jo at March 15, 2005 02:25 PM

I think Mikala Gordon rocks! So do Bo and Constantine! They deserve to stay on.

Posted by: Kayla at March 16, 2005 09:15 PM

Mikalah Gordon rocks i'm so hopeful that she will be the next American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Marissa at March 18, 2005 01:24 PM

Yeah! No more Amanda, Janay, and Mario!!!! Cause they suck!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GretchenWilsonFreaks at March 18, 2005 01:28 PM

Are you serious, I do respect the mikyfan but this girl is annoying... I am sure it's okay to look at her now, but how many of you will really purchase her cd's. Her clothes are horrible, she has chunky legs, she wears too much mascara, she has an annoying voice, her hairstyles are distasteful and I could go on.

What part of her is American Idol, if mikyfan continues like this my respect will expire... open those big ass eyes and take this girl off y screen

American Idol cries for your help and so does my TV

Posted by: kai'ti at March 18, 2005 05:49 PM

OMG i hate constantine, he touches himself when he talks and he can't sing! i am voting on Carie or Scott.....Scott is like a light skinned ruben (though I hate ruben) and Carrie *JUST ROCKS*...I liked Mikalah beacause of her preppy attitude towards Simon but now she isn't so *PREPPY*. I also liked Mario until he left but i'm happy for the boy getting a record deal. ActuallyI didn't want to say it but i *LIKE* Mikalah the most oh well. i didn't ask for your opinions on my taste in music.


PS- *Mikalah IS the next 'American Idol'*

Posted by: Sherry at March 23, 2005 04:58 PM

this is my second post...looked for the first, but couldn't see it here...perhaps it was intercepted, which is unnacceptable....Apparently due to the fact that it was and UNFAVORABLE posting about Mikala Gordon...This poor girl is clearly floundering on this Idol stage each week she is able to inexplicably slip by without being eliminated....Her voice is sub-standard...hasn't anyone remotely close to her told her this harsh fact...she literally sucks...she is horrible...Simon is right on the money in his opinion about her...and her switch between a lame impersonation of a Streisand/Drescher makes your hair stand on end....someon's got to drill it in her head that "it ain't happenin".....and to add insult to injury, she attempts a Taylor Dayne song, who is equally as poor a vocalist, showman, artist, etc. etc. as she attempts.....What's a poor lame 17 year old to do??? try spending a little less time at the makeup counter and in the mirror and try to attend some voice and diction classes...lose the nasality. also, lose some of the poundage you display in the belly shirts and the tight pants....try to be an effervescent LADY, and that might get you farther than your current attempt at clever "schmaltz" is... My prediction is tomorrow you are OUT A HERE...

Posted by: d marie at March 23, 2005 10:19 PM

Better post this one...
Scroll down to the T's for more in-depth posting re: this lose mikala girl...Who care how much makeup you put are no are making tv audiences and Simon severely ill....take some courses at a local charm schoo...Does Vegas have charm schools??? or else, take up dealing at crap are horrendous....don't even insult the singing profession with your lame, offensive attempts at singing.....Like Simon said, "It's what comes out of your mouth that's bad...beyond bad...!!"

Posted by: d marie at March 23, 2005 10:26 PM

Mikala rocks! She got this far........She is going to SKYROCKET INTO FAME AND FORTUNE!!!!

Posted by: D-KAF at March 24, 2005 09:41 PM

sorry about the caps, exclamations etc.
but the comments still stand

Posted by: D-kaf at March 24, 2005 09:44 PM

...perhaps it was intercepted, which is unnacceptable...

Unacceptable? By all fucking means, blather all you want. If we choose to delete your blather because we are SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF BLATHER, that's our fucking business.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 24, 2005 09:50 PM

Better post this one...

Ladies and gentlemen, "d marie" has fucking left the fucking building. Stupid.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 24, 2005 09:51 PM

Mikala was suppose to stay!She has everything looks,personality,and alot of talent.Come on America whats your problem?

Posted by: christina at March 25, 2005 11:38 AM

Mikala left.Now I have no reason to watch American Idol.Like I said come on America whats your problem.

Posted by: christina at March 25, 2005 11:45 AM

I didn't love Mikalah but I hated Scott a lot more than her. He is incredibly boring, ugly, bland, annoying and should have never made it this far. Please if there is a god, make scott the next one off that stage and do not subject us anymore to his boring ass style. Anyone here notice he picks the most boring songs to sing too? And Sekimori, good for you!!!!

Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 11:48 AM

I agree. Scott is my least favorite wanna-be Idol.

Posted by: Janet at March 25, 2005 11:59 AM

I hate how he "prays" when the voting results are being announced. Dude, do it inside your head, don't make a big show of it. It makes you look like an a**.

Posted by: Janet at March 25, 2005 12:00 PM

It's a contest of abnormally large heads between Jessica the Neckless and Squinty Eyed Scott.

Posted by: jen at March 25, 2005 12:09 PM

Shut up d marie.I'm sick of you talking trash about Mikila.That goes for all of you that were talking trash about her.

Posted by: christina at March 25, 2005 05:51 PM

If it bothers you so much, hon, just close the browser. K?

Posted by: michele at March 25, 2005 05:53 PM

Mother of fucking gods. Everyone about ready to shut comments down?

Posted by: Sekimori at March 25, 2005 08:54 PM

Hey I think that the skinny white guy should of left instead of Mikalah!!!! But Carrie and Jessica still rock

Posted by: Deli at March 26, 2005 10:40 AM

Yeah, I'm with you, Seki. Maybe a 24 hour window on any given post?

Posted by: Tanya at March 26, 2005 04:31 PM

Good idea, Tanya.

Posted by: michele at March 26, 2005 05:05 PM

Mikalah should NOT have been voted off. This is just my opinion, but Jessica, Carrie, Nadia or Anthony should have been voted off! Man, they just stunk!!! Well, Carrie was OKAY. Mikalah should have won! She was the best girl American Idol in 2005 I think!!! She should have stinkin' won,man!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Grethen Wilson Freak! at March 26, 2005 06:43 PM

Are these people for real?

Where do they all come from?

Posted by: kat at March 26, 2005 06:52 PM

Constintine you rock!keep on rocking.

Posted by: sofia at March 26, 2005 10:44 PM

We are so freakin mad that mikala got illimenated.We can't get over it.God damit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: christina and sofia at March 26, 2005 11:01 PM

I aggree with you Grethen wilson freak!

Posted by: christina at March 26, 2005 11:06 PM

I thought I was the only one that noticed that Jessica has absolutely no neck and an atrocious overbite. She could sing, but I dont think she's "Idol" worthy. I strongly believe that the only one worthy of making it was Mario. Who know's who America will chose now. They have only Mediocre performers to chose from now.

Posted by: JAYSICA at March 27, 2005 02:17 AM