March 08, 2005
3/8 Girls
By Michele
Coming up.
Amanda up first. Again, I just don't like her, so I'm not going to have anything nice to say about her.
Ok, I figured this out. She reminds me of this bitch I went to junior high with.
She's too squeaky for me. And either the sound is bad, or she's out of breath in some places. Not good enough for the final 12.
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Ah, Janay.
I can't get past her freaked-out-all-the-time look.
ACK. OFF. KEY.
She is just godfuckingawful. No other way to put it.
Why can't Paula just say "you sucked" and get on with it? She needs to get over this penchant for being nice to everyone. If these people want to be stars, they better learn how to take criticism. So stop freaking coddling them.
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Carrie, one of the few marginally talented girls left, is up now.
The sparkly boobs are a nice touch.
That was nice. But I wish she would sing something with more power. When she sings quietly, she sounds nervous. I do like her. However, she needs a stylist. A fashion update. Something besides sparkly boobs.
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Vonzell, coming up.
Why do people do these songs over and over again. Once again, I must say that these people have no BALLS. And who dressed her? Debra Winger?
Not as good as last week, which was her best week. She won't get voted off this week, but she's no finalist. She's cute, though. I like her personality.
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Nadia coming up. She's been my favorite girl since the start, but her star fell a little bit last week. I hope she can come back strong tonight.
Ok, I'm digging this. Go, Nadia! Stage presence, personality, good looks, nice legs and a voice that kicks ass.
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Lindsey up now.
Ick. About five notes in and she made me cringe. And that is the Frumpiest. Outfit. Ever.
You know, one of these girls should do some Lita Ford.
I want to punch Randy in the face for every time he's ever said aight.
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Oh hell no. Mikalah is doing one of my favorite songs.
I'm sticking toothpicks in my ears now.
I moved on to stabbing my eardrums with ice picks.
THE EAR PLUGS, THEY DO NOTHING!
Flat, nasally, emotionless.
I want Randy or Paula to just come out and say 'YOU SUCKED!'
And for the love of show tunes, please stop calling it a Barbra Streisand song. It's from West Side Story. Long before Babs tried to make it her own.
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Jessica, the bar babe, is up.
That was interesting. I still feel like I'm in a bar when she's singing, though. Beer, anyone?
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That's it for tonight. Come back tomorrow night when we finally say goodbye to Janay.
Okay, stop hitting the mike with your finger. You're drowning out your voice.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:04 PM
Doe in the headlights look tonight.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:12 PM
I'd like to know the people who keep voting for Janay. That was truly painful.
Posted by: Leslie at March 8, 2005 08:15 PM
OK I'm about 3 minutes behind the live broadcast, was late getting home. Glad Janay got a stylist, but too bad she'll be leaving this week.
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:15 PM
Oh Carrie, what have you done? Ack.
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:18 PM
OK I"m caught up. Glad I'm not the only one who thought that song sucked.
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:19 PM
OK I'm going out on a limb here and saying this is a great job Vonzelle's doing.
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:26 PM
ROFL -- Debra Winger. ROFL
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:27 PM
Who Nadia! You go girl!
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:35 PM
talking to myself here tonite, but wow, that was awesome. and damn I want her legs.
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:37 PM
I think her legs are a little skinny, personally. Awesome performance though--she's getting a vote from me tonight.
Posted by: Amanda at March 8, 2005 08:40 PM
Just looking at that couch, I could go for an icy cold Coca Cola.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:43 PM
Don't hate her as much this week, but what's with the culottes?
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:44 PM
She keeps squatting like she's gotta go.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:45 PM
LOL! Great dig a Seacrest
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:46 PM
OK, could she get any more Nanny?!?! BArbara? Ack!
Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 08:47 PM
Good God, if she had sung this the first week she wouldn't have made it to Hollywood.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:48 PM
Does anyone know if there's any possibility that Mikalah chick's singing could damage my tv?
Posted by: dave at March 8, 2005 08:49 PM
Dave, your t.v. is safe because she can't possibly hit the high notes.
And will they PLEASE stop with the "You're a risk taker". Just tell them they suck.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:50 PM
Am i the only one who thinks Mikalah's head must must come to an almost Conehead-like point on top?
Posted by: MacBeth at March 8, 2005 08:52 PM
Jessica Siera sounds like a pornstar name to me.
Posted by: dave at March 8, 2005 08:57 PM
Janay and Bette Streisand are going to go.
Posted by: JohnO at March 8, 2005 08:59 PM
Jessica needs to kill whoever dressed her. She's not fat at all, but she really needs to work around the fact that she has a fat face and no neck. Not accent it.
That miracle bra not only gave her an extra twenty pounds she didn't need, on every close-up, but it almost made her look like she had a dowager's hump.
(Nadia rocked. Everyone else bored me to tears.)
Posted by: Tanya at March 8, 2005 09:21 PM
Why do you hate Jessica, Michele?
Posted by: CraigC at March 9, 2005 01:15 AM
Randy: Dude, how you doin', dawg? You know, I just wasn't feelin' you tonight. It was aaiiight,pitchy in some parts, it wasn't the bomb. It was just aiiight for me, man.
Paula: You took the song and made it your own. You brought it. You took a chance and had fun with it. Touchdown/slamdunk.
Simon: You know, if I'm being honest, you sound like a mediocre kareoke singer somehere on a cruise ship in the 80's.
Seacrest: I secretly lust after Simon. That's why I keep chiding him like a schoolgirl.
I really believe they are all contracted to repeat the same things every week. Only SImon's criticisms carry any weight. Who the fuck IS Randy anyway? And why is PAULA a judge in a singing competition?? I had to laugh when they had LLCoolJ,Gene Simmons, and that dude from Sugar Ray judging singers in the beginning. Shouldn't ACTUAL SINGERS judge other singers?
Posted by: bsti at March 9, 2005 01:18 AM
Michele - haven't been around in a while. Glad to see you have an Idol blog running now...
As for the girls, most of them sucked again last night. Janay, Lindsey & Mikalah were the worst. I'd like to see Janay & Mikalah get the boot tonight.
Tougher for the guys. Guess we'll wait & see...
Posted by: Frank at March 9, 2005 08:15 AM
I hope Amanda is voted off but first someone tell her to stop tapping her microphone!
Posted by: Jen at March 9, 2005 04:29 PM