March 07, 2005

Boys-O-Rama

By Stacy

Scott, that song is soooo old. You couldn't have done a worse thing for your image, my fren.

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I know it's a wedding song, I know it's sappy and saccharine, but I still love it. And, I just paused the TIVO replay and voted for Bo like ten times. *hangs head*

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Finally nailed what it is that bugs me about Federov...there's no power in his voice. Sounds like an adolescent with perfect pitch, yelling at the top of his lungs. Bleh. The Wiggles, bahahahaha!!! I <3 Simon.

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Nikko you don't have enough pain in your life to pull off this song. Send me that hat immediately and I'll change my mind.

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You complete bastards. I *just* quit drinking Coke. I've been clean for months now...and you go and put lime in it. Bastards.

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Here's the thing, Travis...Bobby Brown is a wife-beating, drug-doing skeevebag, and, either because of that or not, every speck of his music both sucked and blowed. I would like to personally thank you for doing this song though, since it ensures your ass gets booted right the hell off the show. /official prediction

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Aaand Mario desecrates one of my favorites with his little tenor voice. He is now officially dead to me. Anyone else think he sounded like a girl on this song? Gah.

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Constantine might have pulled off this song were it not for his overwhelming smarminess. I do believe he is singing down to us, people. (only being a tiny bit sarcastic) Paula seriously needs to lay off the crack, his best performance ever?? Not. Simon is the only sane person on that freaking set.

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Well, I would complain that Anwar is doing a song that's too old, but that arrangement was fantastic. I wonder how much input he is getting into them...

 

Comments

Dear Ms. Sekimori:

Worked late, didn't see the show. Didn't need to, as it turns out. Your commentary is poetry. Not exactly iambic pentameter, but close.

Posted by: Fred Jacobsen (San Fran) at March 8, 2005 01:06 AM

Don't give up on Mario yet. I think if he's going to fall from grace, it will be in the themed rounds.

Posted by: michele at March 8, 2005 05:58 AM

Coke with Lime is the scheiße. ;P If you go back to drinking coke, it should be for that reason.

The Wiggles, bwuahaha. I love how brutally honest that man can be.

Posted by: Nikki at March 8, 2005 06:14 AM

Fred - Are you being sarcastic? :)

Michele - TOO LATE. He officially squicks me now.

Nikki - Dammit!

Posted by: Sekimori at March 8, 2005 07:30 AM

And what was with the scratching in the middle of Travis's song? He sucked in the first show, he sucked last week, he sucked last night! When is the rest of America going to realize TRAVIS SUCKS!

So he's an entertainer...he's not a singer and this is a *singing* competition (and, since he's from Northern Virginia, he's the National Capital Area's great hope. You can even buy a "Travis is my American Idol" t-shirt! [sorry, no link]) so my anti-Travis stance is heresy in these parts.

On another note, I think this may be exclusive to Sekimori: Mikalah Gordon fan site.

Posted by: Victor at March 8, 2005 10:41 AM

I wanted to know about the "scratching" myself, but couldn't think of anything to call it besides UTTER SHIT.

I will disavow her this week, fiery personality or not, if she sings through her nose tonight.

Posted by: Sekimori at March 8, 2005 10:54 AM

I disavowed her a looong time ago and I don't recall her not singing through her nose, so I trust you will soon be Mikalah-less. It's a very clean feeling.

At least that fansite does have an MP3 of Bo's version of "Whipping Post."

Posted by: Victor at March 8, 2005 11:52 AM

Seki, I've been off Diet Coke for over a month. Don't go back to the dark side. Lime's just not worth it!

Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 02:11 PM

And oh god, the Mikalah fan site is scaring me. My eyes! My eyes!

Posted by: Faith at March 8, 2005 02:15 PM