February 28, 2005

2/28 - The Boys

By Tanya

Paula looks like a 1970s waitress in that outfit. Ooo. And feathered hair. It's Alice.

Mario - He's not bald, he has a horn. Nice mesh fedora. 1982 sucked. He's not the best singer, but he is very entertaining. Very charismatic, but he needs to show off his voice. Nicely humble, too.

Anwar - I love me some Marvin, but this is a little safe. Ok, now it's picking up. Yeah, nice range - that was a cool run. He's so smooth.

Joe - Nice voice but the oh, so sincere thing is creeping me out.

David - Beautiful voice, once he warms up, but it's a boring song, and he just took too long to warm up. Save the ballads for your third albums, people. What did he sing in audition? Anyone remember?

Constantine - American Idol is "as dangerous as it comes?" Ish. Welcome to Iraq, son. Nice screeching. I know a subset of the voters are going to go absolutely nuts for this performance, but it's not doing anything for me. He's not rock enough and not pop enough. And he doesn't have the voice. He can go now.

Dude, he's tall. How did that happen? Did anyone else think he was like 5'6"?

Scott - What is he wearing?! Damn it. I like him. I hate liking him. I know he's a jerk, from the group song auditions, but he has an amazing voice, and fabulous rhythm. That was the first song of the night that made me dance.

Travis - I love this song. The singing seems very wooden to me. At least he's dancing. And the rap-ish thing was cool, and well done. He is entertaining. And such an infectious smile.

Nikko - It's Marvin night! Sweeeeeeet. I'm so glad to see him belt. I loved that.

Anthony - Oooo, creepy surgery scar. See, I want him to throw down. He's reworking this song really well, and it shows off his range and his beautiful voice. But I want to see him bust out. He's too young to not be having fun.

Bo - Zzzzzzzzzappa! Finally, a real rock song. He'll probably get kicked off for that, but it fucking smoked. Kick ass. And I'm so glad the judges loved it too. I loved it so much, I actually tried to vote. (I already gave up)

8:28pm - OH MY GOD! I JUST VOTED! TWICE!

OH MY GOD!! HOW MUCH OF A DORK AM I FOR BEING THIS EXCITED ABOUT IT?!