By Robyn
Robyn is a four-season professional American Idol watcher. Do not try this at home.
My guesses / hopes for tonight's first round of finalist eliminations:
Guys - Jared Yates & Travis Tucker
Dolls - Amanda Avila & Melinda Lira
Of course, this is the same viewing audience that put the 'three divas' in the bottom three last year and sent Jennifer Hudson home... Only time shall tell.
| Idol Tonguer | Picks 5/17 |
| Michele | What Stacy said. |
| Stacy | I would like Katherine to bite the dust tonight but there's no way the producers are going to skip having Shiny Tits in the final. Elliott, you're toast, baby. |
| Faith | What Stacy said. |
| Robyn | What Stacy said. |
| Broken | Elliot. Stacy is my Idol. |
| Tanya |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Losar! |
| Michele | Ace |
| Stacy | Ace (emote THIS, bitch) |
| Faith | Kelly "My Naivete Is Fucking Irritating" Pickler |
| Robyn | Kellie Pickler (for saying "Pick Pickler") |
| Broken | Chris Daughtry (no one sings Creed in my town) |
| Tanya | Ace |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Winnar! |
| Michele | Chris Daughtry |
| Stacy | Taylor Hicks |
| Faith | Chris Daughtry |
| Robyn | Paris Bennett |
| Broken | Paris Bennett |
| Tanya | Taylor Hicks |