February 21, 2005
Fashion Police Calling Paula
By Faith
Sweetie, what the fuck were you wearing tonite? Is the one fake-sleeve business the next Jacksonesq weirdness? And that cape/not really a cape dealie. What is that? Some pseudo superhero halloween costume?
Get a new stylist, dearie. And lay off the weed while getting dressed.
Thanks.
We were commenting on that the whole show. It looked like she had one of those bowling things on her arm.
Posted by: michele at February 21, 2005 09:33 PM
I think it's a cast. Like a decorative brace. She was in a sling last year, remember?
I'm guessing she has carpal tunnel, because I don't care enough to look it up. Maybe Simon beats her after each show.
Posted by: Tanya at February 21, 2005 09:53 PM
Everytime I see Paula, that gawdawful video with the animated cat plays in my brain...and I ask myself once again what she's doing judging a SINGING competition.
Posted by: Sekimori at February 21, 2005 10:27 PM
We kept waiting for her to go all Wondah Wo-man in pose or something...
Posted by: robyn at February 21, 2005 11:31 PM
I was kinda wondering about those giant hoop earings she had on a few weeks back to..they are supposed to lay flat near your neck and hers stuck strait out to the side like big elephant ears.
Good thing shes a sweet girl. Cause the jewelry is bad.
Posted by: aluck at March 19, 2005 01:56 AM