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July 24, 2005

"Banged Around" Again

New York Post:
The question in the UPS TV commercial asks, "What Can Brown Do For You?"

When applied to the Yankees and pitcher Kevin Brown, the response is an earsplitting, "NOTHING."
If he was a horse, I'd be feeding him to my dogs next time they misbehaved. There are only a handful of people on this planet I would smash over the head with a club given the chance--hell, even RhoidBoy ain't one of 'em--but this piece of shit is officially tagged "Smite on Sight."

Posted by at July 24, 2005 09:49 AM

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The Post stole that line from me! I posted it here a while back.

Posted by: Jon at July 24, 2005 04:10 PM

Believe it, they read this blog. I used to do IT work at the Post, and I told a couple guys about the whole "you're damn right we're the Empire!" tact we take here. I've already heard (according to a mole) Larry Brooks is ready to beat me with a pipe. Which is funny as hell, since a)he sucks my dangling left nut, and b)I can't for the life of me remember when I ripped him.

Posted by: TC at July 24, 2005 05:27 PM