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June 01, 2005

You Punkass Bastards II


Now you've gone too far, you fagbatting useless fuckwads. Getting handled so easily by Boomer on Sunday was unforgivable, but getting schooled by a pitcher who looked like he had yet to attend his high school graduation? Against a team whose manager had just been shit-canned; a team that was so ready to get torn to shreds that the seats were damn near empty even with you clowns in town? If not for Matsui finally hitting a home run after an 180 at-bats drought, you almost got goddamned shut out!

So now what? The "Big Unit Tall, Scowling, and as-of-yet Useless Asshole" has to throw a shutout tonight for you fuckers to have a chance of not blowing a series against the shittiest team in the American League?

Oh, and a note to those scumbag Tampa Mafia nimrods: how is ditching Brad Halsey for Johnson looking to you fucks this morning?
...the middling Mets went hitless in 11 at-bats with runners in scoring position and made former Yankee Brad Halsey as effective as Randy Johnson used to be.


Posted by TC at June 1, 2005 08:44 AM

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