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June 23, 2005

They're Driving Me Nuts

They're just driving me further and further over the edge, and I regularly dance on that bastard on a good day to begin with. So last night I hit St. George and watched the Baby Bombers (playing short three players whoa are still involved in the College World Series) whup a little Brooklyn ass in their home opener and flushed my mind of what a totally useless tool Pavano is turning out to be.

Note to the $40 million fuckup: I don't want to hear you (or that tall, scowling, other useless sack of new pitching shit) ever again say anything like "it was just one pitch (in your case last night, two); other than that I felt I pitched well."

FUCK YOU AND YOUR EQUIVOCATING BULLSHIT. You're protecting a lead, you don't groove shit down the heart of a batter's happy place, capice? I don't care who he is, the way you and the Big Unit Asshole have been giving up dingers, you keep that ball in the dirt or outside, even on a 3-0 count. You don't scare anybody on the D-Rays, for god's sake! You and Asshole combine for more salary than their entire fucking team! And they own your asses so far this season. When the reporter asks what happened during the post game wake, you say, "I FUCKED UP."

Posted by TC at June 23, 2005 09:13 AM

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Posted by: Brian Foster at June 24, 2005 01:09 PM