El Jefe doesn't come close...he's actually funny, once you get past the feckless Fenway fuckwitness.

But Solonor.... Let's just say I have it on good authority he hangs under railroad trestles with the Puppy Blender, scoping out hobos.

What's that? Nothing better to bitch about than some savvy Sox fan puttin' it to ya? Thanks for proving my point Jon. How about some more commentary on your sub .500 team instead?

Calling someone's polls inane is hardly being "savvy". It's nothing but an insult and not a particularly clever one. So he insults you back. What were you expecting? "Wow, that David is such a sweet and reasonable guy. I really see the error of my ways now." Because, I mean, come on.

Make up your mind on what you're looking for. You come in here insulting Yankees fans, then later whine about the lack of quality commentary. There are baseball blogs whose purpose is to offer solely serious commentary on the sport. A name like "Coalition of the Darkside" might have tipped you off that this wasn't one of them.

However, I think you knew that all along. You wanted to come around and razz Yankees fans for "sucking Jeter's dick" or whatever other profane crap you were spewing at the time (BTW, that was neither "savvy" nor "creative" trash talk; it pretty much deserved exactly the response Michele gave you but you got all huffy about). Okay, at least take it with something approaching good grace when it's dished back. Your alleged point might have had meaning if you weren't the one who came here trash talking the posters in the first place.

Now, the hell with the Red Sox. This year, I could care less about the Red Sox. Let's get back to giving the Yankees crap about how badly they're sucking. This is just unacceptable.

I only hope that Steinbrenner doesn't decide to deal Wang and Cano in exchange for some "star" with a hefty price tag and only a couple of years left in him. I still maintain that the two years he was banned from baseball was the best thing that happened to the Yankees since the late '70s. It gave the team the time it needed to rebuild from his "star"-buying short-sighted ways.

Dammit- fell right into that trap. Am I supposed to feel bad now? Sorry, but I'm not here to hold anyone's hand. That's a pretty hefty reprimand there, Les. When I'm getting this:

"Hey, David? Maybe I should put a jam right up your modem's ass?
Next guy/(or fag) ragging my name gets blown right out."

"I WILL FIND YOU, AND BLOW YOU UP.
and if you think I'll forget, you are a fucking dolt."

you better believe I'm not trying to save anyone's feelings. BTW, my post about all of the Jeter dick sucking was met with this response from Michelle:

"David, suck the snotty end of my fuckstick."

Not much to get huffy about there.

If it makes you feel any better, I just voted for myself in your silly little poll, Jon. I seem to be tied with someone else who I've never even seen post though- what up with that?

David, those were me, right? At least, they sound like me...Toolie! ;-)

Yes indeed TC- one of your more deranged outbursts I have to say.

Lord, you should have seen the shit I flung at Jarvis before I got my ass banned from buzzmachine.

that's nothing.... TC sent this gem to me via email....
"I will shoot you, first chanbce I get.
Fuck Me?
Fuck you!
And I got guns….
You don’t.
Dolt."
.....it left me with such a warm and fuzzy feeling!

...yep, that's me...spreading the love....

And since the weather's been acting summery all week I'm making the season's first bucket--yes, bucket; moderation's for pussies--of my high octane interpretation of these babies tonight and keeping it filled through the weekend, so there is a very good chance that, if y'all just open that there door called "questionable etiquette" just the littlest bit, I'll fall right over the threshold and puke more love right on your green suede shoes.

i've never met a hurricane i didn't like... my body was actually created without a moderation switch.... the switch consists solely of my girlfriend slapping me in the face. she calls me the "king of inappropriate"

I've got an upgraded model of the switch: Wife. She's long given up on slapping sense back into me once I'm rolling; she's been known to throw our 18 lb., fully clawed Maine Coon cat, Tank, at me...and Tank don't like me at all even before he gets picked up and hurled in my direction.

I feel honored that I was even considered. TC and I have had an off-and-on banter going for a while now (especially at his old site).

I had to vote for myself though I do think that Papi can get under your moribound, fourth place backsides much more than I can.

BTW: I can speak DBG-ese as well. "A-ROD, I'm gonna shove this toothpick up your ass unless you GET ME MY RING, BITCH!"

What "old site?" LP is still there, you knotheaded twit who posts his DBG interpreting in the comments for a two day old post that has nothing to do with it instead of in the comments of the minty fresh post where it would make bloody sense to the casual observer!.... Putz!

/snark