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April 17, 2005

Another Brown Out

Listen, if after this latest outing, Kevin Brown doesn't feel like breaking his hand again, what say we help him out? Either that or let's take up a collection to help the Yanks buy out the contract. I'm sure we can find 1 million Yankee fans who will gladly donate $15 each to get rid of this whining stiff and free up a slot for prized righty Chien-Ming Wang, who's tearing up Columbus after a hot spring camp. I volunteer the first $15. Who's with me?


Posted by Sherard at April 17, 2005 02:16 PM

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He can always get a job serving up meatballs. Lord knows he has enough experience with that.

Posted by: michele at April 17, 2005 02:45 PM

There is no device on this planet that can measure the pure, sweet, unadulterated contempt in which I hold that dolt. I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing Gordon get hit by a truck, but with Brown, I want his whole freakin' family run down...dig up his ancestors and line them up, too. Just obliterate that entire gene pool.

Posted by: TC at April 17, 2005 04:30 PM

I'll give $30!

Posted by: Lesley at April 17, 2005 04:39 PM

OT, can someone explain why in bloody hell David Justice is sitting behind that YES desk this season? He's an asshole. I see that shiny bald melon sitting on his shoulders and want to hit it with a two by four.

Posted by: TC at April 17, 2005 04:50 PM