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Puff puff, give: favorite stoner movies

I'm not even going to think about it. While Friday runs a close second, nothing will ever compare to :


I saw that in the movie theater about ten times in one weekend. We quoted it endlessly - still do - and no matter how many years later and how many times I watch it, it's never lost a step.

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

One of the greatest movie moments ever.

So what's your favorite stoner movie?


Up in smoke is the best straight up stoner movie.

But the best movie about a stoner has to be Lebowski.

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

"Can I see your license?"

"Dude, it's right back there on the bumper."

Up in Smoke, most definitely. Especially for the Ajax Lady. Yikes!

"Hey Strawberry! Wake up, man!"

Up In Smoke is Number 1 by a mile but I nominate Dazed and Confused. There were lots of great quotes/scenes but I liked this one best: "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man"

Great to have you back Michele.

Who is it?

It's me, Dave!

Dave's not here, man...

no. The line isn't "Gets you high, don't it" it's:

Really grabs ya by the Boo-Boo, don't it?....

I liked Blow too, but up in smoke, oh hell yes.
We still do "Dave? Dave's not here man..."
Up in smoke, that's where my money goes...........
The other day my dad, he's 76, comes over and it was on on cable, and he tells me, have you ever watched this movie? I'm like Dad, I can quote this movie, it's a classic. He tells me, those guys were so funny, they were stoned all the time. I thought I'd die laughing.

"A Cry in the Dark"

Cheech: [Peering through smokey haze] Hey, man, am I drivin' alright?
Chong: I think we're parked, man! [Picture pans out to find them straddling the divider]

Heavy Metal.

The whole thing, really, but especially the part with the two stoners. :-)

Up in Smoke by far......

Another good one leeched from IMDB.

Man Stoner: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] Toke, toke it up, man!
Man Stoner: [Cheech starts choking] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?

Dave's not here, man

Definitely Up In Smoke.....

I'd follow closely with Dazed and Confused.

"No man, no. Let me tell you. That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older they stay the same age."

I don't think it's so much the movie as the setting. Anything was a stoner movie in East Islip. A buck fifty to get in and they always overlooked the beers filling our jacket sleeves and Frye boots. They even ignored the smoke filling the theater.

i think the funniest stoner show not movie is the three stooges