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i couldn't have dinner with grandma, 'cause i got high

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Just tell your grandma you blew off dinner plans you made with her because you were stoned. She'll understand.

I don't know who I hate more - the people who made this commercial, for being so cheesy, overwrought and manipulative, or the imaginary guy who made his grandma sad.

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Why do you think they call it ---- dinner?

Poor Grandma. That fucking bastard of a grandson. I'll kick his ass.

What, he didn't have enough weed to share with grandma? He KNOWS she has glaucoma.

The stoners the commercial is directed at would only visit granny to steal from her purse and laugh about it afterwards. I hate stoners.

The commercial may be cheesy, but it still instigates rage. Those damned stoners.

That commercial doesn't ring true. Everyone knows you get baked, and then go and eat all of gramma's food.

The thing is, trying to deal with gramma staring at you while you stuff your face.

How do you answer when she asks why your eyes are bloodshot?

After 15 minutes of watching you giggle like an idiot while cramming her food into your piehole, she'll ask the inevitable question......

"Are you on dope?!"

The horror!

'guffaw'

Nah. You just say, "Didn't sleep so good last night, gramma. Mmmm... this lasagne is the shit. You're a real fuckin' good cook, gramma!"

I think I may have thrown something at the tv when I first saw that ad.

Thos damned hopheads!!!!

i'm with courtney. I havent thrown anything at the TV yet, but that commercial just pisses me off so bad.

I have NEVER forgotten dinner with my grama stoned.

I did, however, forget Mother's Day once when i spend the night on LSD.

I'd think if the woman's grandson was smoking marijuana, he be at grandma's house for dinner that much quicker.

Wouldn't he have the munchies?

Fact is, when everyone else was out, Grandma always had a stash.

What, he didn't have enough weed to share with grandma? He KNOWS she has glaucoma.

He missed din because he was making this website for glaucomatous gramma.
He WAS really stoned, but knows she likes opera.

The perpetrators in these commercials are stoned, they're just IMBECILES!

Wait...a stoner passing up free grub? From an old lady, with a possibly unlocked liquor cabinet? I THINK NOT.

Kids these days....

Premise of the comercial:
Getting stoned could result in blowing off the dinner plans you made with your grandma. Therefore getting stoned is wrong.

The problem is that you could apply this logic to a lot of innocent things.

For example:
Hanging out with friends could result in blowing off the dinner plans you made with your grandma. Therefore hanging out with friends is wrong.