i couldn't have dinner with grandma, 'cause i got high
Just tell your grandma you blew off dinner plans you made with her because you were stoned. She'll understand.
I don't know who I hate more - the people who made this commercial, for being so cheesy, overwrought and manipulative, or the imaginary guy who made his grandma sad.
Comments
Why do you think they call it ---- dinner?
Posted by: Dave in Texas | October 22, 2005 01:36 PM
Poor Grandma. That fucking bastard of a grandson. I'll kick his ass.
Posted by: Patrick | October 22, 2005 03:42 PM
What, he didn't have enough weed to share with grandma? He KNOWS she has glaucoma.
Posted by: Patrick Banks | October 22, 2005 03:52 PM
The stoners the commercial is directed at would only visit granny to steal from her purse and laugh about it afterwards. I hate stoners.
Posted by: hank | October 22, 2005 03:58 PM
The commercial may be cheesy, but it still instigates rage. Those damned stoners.
Posted by: Brandon Sharitt | October 22, 2005 06:45 PM
That commercial doesn't ring true. Everyone knows you get baked, and then go and eat all of gramma's food.
Posted by: Farmer Joe | October 22, 2005 06:51 PM
The thing is, trying to deal with gramma staring at you while you stuff your face.
How do you answer when she asks why your eyes are bloodshot?
After 15 minutes of watching you giggle like an idiot while cramming her food into your piehole, she'll ask the inevitable question......
"Are you on dope?!"
The horror!
'guffaw'
Posted by: Elephant Man | October 22, 2005 07:44 PM
Nah. You just say, "Didn't sleep so good last night, gramma. Mmmm... this lasagne is the shit. You're a real fuckin' good cook, gramma!"
Posted by: Farmer Joe | October 22, 2005 08:19 PM
I think I may have thrown something at the tv when I first saw that ad.
Posted by: courtney | October 23, 2005 09:37 AM
Thos damned hopheads!!!!
Posted by: robert | October 23, 2005 01:17 PM
i'm with courtney. I havent thrown anything at the TV yet, but that commercial just pisses me off so bad.
I have NEVER forgotten dinner with my grama stoned.
I did, however, forget Mother's Day once when i spend the night on LSD.
Posted by: pril | October 23, 2005 01:21 PM
I'd think if the woman's grandson was smoking marijuana, he be at grandma's house for dinner that much quicker.
Wouldn't he have the munchies?
Posted by: ScottC | October 23, 2005 09:17 PM
Fact is, when everyone else was out, Grandma always had a stash.
Posted by: Rob@L&R | October 24, 2005 06:53 AM
He missed din because he was making this website for glaucomatous gramma.
He WAS really stoned, but knows she likes opera.
Posted by: SarahW | October 24, 2005 02:11 PM
The perpetrators in these commercials are stoned, they're just IMBECILES!
Posted by: lego7 | October 24, 2005 04:58 PM
Wait...a stoner passing up free grub? From an old lady, with a possibly unlocked liquor cabinet? I THINK NOT.
Kids these days....
Posted by: Gromulin | October 24, 2005 06:33 PM
Premise of the comercial:
Getting stoned could result in blowing off the dinner plans you made with your grandma. Therefore getting stoned is wrong.
The problem is that you could apply this logic to a lot of innocent things.
For example:
Hanging out with friends could result in blowing off the dinner plans you made with your grandma. Therefore hanging out with friends is wrong.
Posted by: Kathy | November 1, 2005 09:20 PM