on and the seventh day, there was sex
So dress appropriately when you go to church today. And you might want to leave the kids home.
Today's hymn: bow-chicka-bow-wow.
I will now refrain from making a thousand jokes about sex in church.
Happy Porn Day, everyone. While some of you will go to church and talk about America's "dirty little secret" and whisper about the morals of people who just so happen to like the pornography, I'm going to download some of the free sex stuff and bask in the visuals of dirty, deviant sex afforded to me by this great land of the free, home of the brave where adults can still look at people having consensual sex without it being a crime.
I am part of America's dirty little secret.
Update: Help yourself to some porn from my favorite porn huckster. Yes, I know a porn huckster. And need I say NSFW?