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terror warning: rumor level is heightened!

Not being near a radio or tv and relying on people to give you information - solid, truthful information without hearsay or innuendo or editorializing - is about as useful as playing a game of telephone.

By the time I left DJ's baseball game, my combined "sources" confirmed to me that 25 or 19 or 2 people were plotting to blow up/gas the subway by putting bombs inside babies, or dress bombs as babies, and that these people were definitely from overseas but possibly from the states, and could be here already or they haven't arrived yet and their arrest is imminent, the feds are waiting at the airport for them already and that they are most likey Iraqi insurgents with ties to al Qaeda, but who could also be Americans with ties to that Sooner go Boomer guy and that the subway would explode either right before the Yankee game tomorrow night or next week, on Yom Kippur and that its all in retaliation for: our love of the Joooos, the war in Iraq, Jessica Simpson's impending divorce and/or a covert plot to make us drive cars instead of use the subway, hence making us use more oil; AND that it's all a pack of lies and a grand scheme to take the spotlight off of the fact that Karl Rove is going to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison and either way, if you are in New York City you should report any and ALL women with strollers because any one of them could be terrorists in drag and you should probably poke their babies in the side or something just to make sure they are real and not bomb and we are all going to die.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

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poke

Back up in my ass. Indeed. Heh. Read the whole thing.

Is it just me, or am I funny.

Hmph. Just me dammit.

So, you got the facts right. 2 -25 people possibly using bomb babies may blow up the subway. As long as the police and feds know for sure.

It is easier to watch this from the island but if you one of us fortunate subway users then there is not much you can do but pray that today is not your day.

One thing is for sure. Sooner or later NYC subway system is going to get hit.

Actually, we should pick up and shake the babies,. You know, just to make sure that they're not bombs or anything.

You write the best run-on sentences I have ever had the pleasure to read. I am in awe. :)