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An actor playing Chewbacca throws out the ceremonial first pitch prior to a game between the Boston Red Sox and Toronto Blue Jays Fenway Park in Boston, Wednesday Sept. 28, 2005.
Oh please, someone make a Johnny Damon joke.
I am SO ready for this weekend. I'm about to break open a whole new bottle of ass whooping voodoo. Bring it, suckers.
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Talk about being up against the "Empire" or the "Dark Side" huh? :) Life imitates blogs! :)
Posted by: Ian | September 29, 2005 05:26 PM
With Princess Plucky looking on, an unstoppable signal is delivered by the natural BrownCoat.
Posted by: htom | September 29, 2005 05:40 PM
"GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRHGHGHGHGGGGGGGHHH" (in the best Chewy you can do.) Sorry. Lame.
Posted by: Mike | September 29, 2005 05:53 PM
Chewie brings a whole new meaning to being a south-paw.
Posted by: jo-fo | September 29, 2005 06:11 PM
a true Wookiee would have put the ball into his crossbow and just fire the damn thing.
Posted by: Randy | September 29, 2005 06:14 PM
Jesus, I can see Andrew Sullivan's boner from up here in the cheap seats ...
Posted by: Bill from INDC | September 29, 2005 06:22 PM
Johnny Damon's mother and father are seen here throwing out the first pitch...
I think we need Chewbacca playing the bass!
http://www.murdoch-watch.com/star_wars/
Posted by: Ryan | September 29, 2005 06:31 PM
Ballll Furrr!
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Back to a previous point Michele was making, why have the sorta/chunky side-bun Leia on the field and not Metal Bikini Leia?
Posted by: BumperStickerist | September 29, 2005 06:53 PM
"Let's see how tough that carbonite is, bitch. HEY, SOLO!"
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | September 29, 2005 07:25 PM
With the way The Sox have been playing the last few days, I'd be happy to see Chewie come in and pitch a couple middle relief innings...
Posted by: mrbandw | September 29, 2005 07:56 PM
Jason Giambi is inexplicably invited to throw out the first pitch at Fenway Park, perhaps to demonstrate to Boston's youth the long-term effects of steriod and HGH use.
Posted by: SEP | September 29, 2005 08:33 PM
Using is patented "hairball," Chewy beans his fourth Yankee in a row.
Posted by: spd rdr | September 29, 2005 08:34 PM
I suggest a new strategy: Let the Wookie Pitch
Posted by: Shawn | September 29, 2005 08:48 PM
Don't know why, but....
Robin Williams throws out the first pitch as Nathan Lane looks on.
Posted by: No One of Consequence | September 29, 2005 10:00 PM
You can still get these cool shirts!
Posted by: Jay | September 29, 2005 10:01 PM
Jay? It's called "target="_blank"
Look iy up, you yutz.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | September 30, 2005 05:14 AM
Well you have to admit you would probably get more intelligent chat from the Wookie than from the average baseball player.
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 30, 2005 06:35 AM