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Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan is arrested by United States Park police outside the White House on Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 in Washington
Have at it. I'll be back this evening with
Posted by me on September 26, 2005 04:40 PM | Permalink
"And then I go 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!'"
Posted by: marc | September 26, 2005 04:47 PM
Um, just a little to the right .... a little higher .... oooooooohhhhhhh, that's it!
Posted by: Katee | September 26, 2005 04:50 PM
"You good, Bob?"
"Yeah, I found a good finger-hold. I won't drop her."
Posted by: Keith | September 26, 2005 04:52 PM
AP: White House police carry away Cindy Sheehan after the weight of her own bloated ego left her unable to walk, Monday.
Posted by: Paul | September 26, 2005 05:02 PM
Turn your head to the left and cough, please.
Posted by: Joe | September 26, 2005 05:07 PM
"So you can carry 'em like a six-pack when they refuse to obey the law!"
Posted by: disconnect | September 26, 2005 05:33 PM
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
Posted by: John | September 26, 2005 05:34 PM
"I'd say six centimeters. Get the epidural ready."
Posted by: Hubris | September 26, 2005 05:41 PM
He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, "good God this thing is dry!"
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 06:02 PM
Dammit,what a bad day to forget my friggin latex gloves. Where can I get a case of Lava soap for my right hand? Dammit!
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:04 PM
The kid to the right is sooooo glad mommy made hin wear his gas mask today.
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:06 PM
Phil Donahue,standing sadly in the back,wishes he had taken up police work,because then he could get a piece of that action.Dammit!
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:08 PM
I've fallen and I can't get up
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | September 26, 2005 06:13 PM
I thought the weight of my moral authority would make me immoveable.
Posted by: Pat Patterson | September 26, 2005 06:17 PM
Why do you keep calling me Dick? My name is Charl...oh GOD!!!
Posted by: von | September 26, 2005 06:17 PM
He's sick, he's obsce-e-e-ene!
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 06:23 PM
I thought they only gave this kind of treatment to the Queen Mother.
Posted by: jo-fo | September 26, 2005 06:23 PM
I'm laughing too hard to come up with anything witty!
Posted by: Theresa | September 26, 2005 06:25 PM
THEATER.
Posted by: G-Do | September 26, 2005 06:35 PM
Let go of my baton, lady!
Posted by: spd rdr | September 26, 2005 06:41 PM
"Officer, I haven't had a hand down there since Joan Baez last night after the concert. Got any Boone's Farm?"
Posted by: TC | September 26, 2005 07:29 PM
"He touched me where Casey came from"
Posted by: BumperStickerist | September 26, 2005 07:31 PM
First, they came for the panties, and I did not protest, because I was not wearing any...
Posted by: David Ross | September 26, 2005 07:50 PM
"Bump me off the air for some goddamn storm, will you? We'll see about that!"
Posted by: CGHill | September 26, 2005 08:10 PM
An activist in hand is worth two in the...*ahem*
Posted by: Shawn | September 26, 2005 08:35 PM
Would you believe I was trying to guess her weight?
Posted by: Dave in Texas | September 26, 2005 08:35 PM
"Pull my finger."
Here's another:
"Sit and spin!"
Posted by: Andrea Harris | September 26, 2005 08:55 PM
Two wristwatches, a set of car keys, and from the shape of the hood ornament, a '78 Buick Regal.
Posted by: Cowboy Blob | September 26, 2005 09:01 PM
Cowboy Blob:
Shit, man, I've got beer foaming out my nose after that one! Yours gets MY vote!
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 09:13 PM
Cowboy Blob,that remonds me of a joke with the punchline,"Hell,if we could find my car keys,we could drive out of here"
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 09:37 PM
Come see my latest post...your heart will soar!
Posted by: patd95 | September 26, 2005 10:08 PM
Ewwww... let's not go there.
Posted by: Zoe Brain | September 26, 2005 10:56 PM
Fire in the hole!
Posted by: Mark | September 27, 2005 02:30 AM
Officer 1: Why did she just yell her last name? Officer 2: Erm... I think that was "Shazam!" Officer 3: Maybe she watches Family Guy
Posted by: Mark J | September 27, 2005 02:30 AM
Shit! She is too heavy to go chuck in the river!
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 27, 2005 06:45 AM
Look boys, it's that Eric Idle feller from that Monty Python bunch. Maybe he gots him some spam we could have fer lunch...hold on, lemme check.
Posted by: Idler | September 27, 2005 07:43 AM
I think I'm gonna hurl.
That wasn't a caption entry, just a statement of fact.
Posted by: Bruce | September 27, 2005 08:35 AM
My favorite of all has to be Matt Drudge's: 'Cunning Stunt'.
Posted by: shank | September 27, 2005 08:42 AM
Hey Bob! I found Hoffa!
Posted by: J.A.S.O.N. | September 27, 2005 09:36 AM
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system!"
Posted by: Crank | September 27, 2005 03:23 PM
The best may be from Mama Moonbat's own mouth. My good friend John L. directed me to this post at Huffpo:
"When I got arrested and the officers lifted me out I was afraid that America would see my underwear and that tickled me."
No shit.
Posted by: Mark | September 27, 2005 08:48 PM
"Hey there what time is it?"
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 28, 2005 07:29 AM
CINDY SHEEHAN BUSTED!
Police find 145 lbs. of crack!
Posted by: zippy | September 28, 2005 01:36 PM
Step away from that busted ass vehicle and put your hands on your ... oh...
never mind.
Posted by: lawhawk | September 28, 2005 10:28 PM
cop1: ah fuck man! my hand's stuck. cop2: it will be alright brother... see? over there? we have a medic already on the scene. we'll have you unstuck in no time.
Posted by: Heath Dobbler | September 29, 2005 12:06 PM
Comments
"And then I go 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!'"
Posted by: marc | September 26, 2005 04:47 PM
Um, just a little to the right .... a little higher .... oooooooohhhhhhh, that's it!
Posted by: Katee | September 26, 2005 04:50 PM
"You good, Bob?"
"Yeah, I found a good finger-hold. I won't drop her."
Posted by: Keith | September 26, 2005 04:52 PM
AP: White House police carry away Cindy Sheehan after the weight of her own bloated ego left her unable to walk, Monday.
Posted by: Paul | September 26, 2005 05:02 PM
Turn your head to the left and cough, please.
Posted by: Joe | September 26, 2005 05:07 PM
"So you can carry 'em like a six-pack when they refuse to obey the law!"
Posted by: disconnect | September 26, 2005 05:33 PM
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
Posted by: John | September 26, 2005 05:34 PM
"I'd say six centimeters. Get the epidural ready."
Posted by: Hubris | September 26, 2005 05:41 PM
He stuck in his thumb,
and pulled out a plum,
and said, "good God this thing is dry!"
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 06:02 PM
Dammit,what a bad day to forget my friggin latex gloves. Where can I get a case of Lava soap for my right hand? Dammit!
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:04 PM
The kid to the right is sooooo glad mommy made hin wear his gas mask today.
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:06 PM
Phil Donahue,standing sadly in the back,wishes he had taken up police work,because then he could get a piece of that action.Dammit!
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 06:08 PM
I've fallen and I can't get up
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | September 26, 2005 06:13 PM
I thought the weight of my moral authority would make me immoveable.
Posted by: Pat Patterson | September 26, 2005 06:17 PM
Why do you keep calling me Dick? My name is Charl...oh GOD!!!
Posted by: von | September 26, 2005 06:17 PM
He's sick, he's obsce-e-e-ene!
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 06:23 PM
I thought they only gave this kind of treatment to the Queen Mother.
Posted by: jo-fo | September 26, 2005 06:23 PM
I'm laughing too hard to come up with anything witty!
Posted by: Theresa | September 26, 2005 06:25 PM
THEATER.
Posted by: G-Do | September 26, 2005 06:35 PM
Let go of my baton, lady!
Posted by: spd rdr | September 26, 2005 06:41 PM
"Officer, I haven't had a hand down there since Joan Baez last night after the concert. Got any Boone's Farm?"
Posted by: TC | September 26, 2005 07:29 PM
"He touched me where Casey came from"
Posted by: BumperStickerist | September 26, 2005 07:31 PM
First, they came for the panties, and I did not protest, because I was not wearing any...
Posted by: David Ross | September 26, 2005 07:50 PM
"Bump me off the air for some goddamn storm, will you? We'll see about that!"
Posted by: CGHill | September 26, 2005 08:10 PM
An activist in hand is worth two in the...*ahem*
Posted by: Shawn | September 26, 2005 08:35 PM
Would you believe I was trying to guess her weight?
Posted by: Dave in Texas | September 26, 2005 08:35 PM
"Pull my finger."
Here's another:
"Sit and spin!"
Posted by: Andrea Harris | September 26, 2005 08:55 PM
Two wristwatches, a set of car keys, and from the shape of the hood ornament, a '78 Buick Regal.
Posted by: Cowboy Blob | September 26, 2005 09:01 PM
Cowboy Blob:
Shit, man, I've got beer foaming out my nose after that one! Yours gets MY vote!
Posted by: Mark | September 26, 2005 09:13 PM
Cowboy Blob,that remonds me of a joke with the punchline,"Hell,if we could find my car keys,we could drive out of here"
Posted by: mbruce | September 26, 2005 09:37 PM
Come see my latest post...your heart will soar!
Posted by: patd95 | September 26, 2005 10:08 PM
Ewwww... let's not go there.
Posted by: Zoe Brain | September 26, 2005 10:56 PM
Fire in the hole!
Posted by: Mark | September 27, 2005 02:30 AM
Officer 1: Why did she just yell her last name?
Officer 2: Erm... I think that was "Shazam!"
Officer 3: Maybe she watches Family Guy
Posted by: Mark J | September 27, 2005 02:30 AM
Shit! She is too heavy to go chuck in the river!
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 27, 2005 06:45 AM
Look boys, it's that Eric Idle feller from that Monty Python bunch. Maybe he gots him some spam we could have fer lunch...hold on, lemme check.
Posted by: Idler | September 27, 2005 07:43 AM
I think I'm gonna hurl.
That wasn't a caption entry, just a statement of fact.
Posted by: Bruce | September 27, 2005 08:35 AM
My favorite of all has to be Matt Drudge's: 'Cunning Stunt'.
Posted by: shank | September 27, 2005 08:42 AM
Hey Bob! I found Hoffa!
Posted by: J.A.S.O.N. | September 27, 2005 09:36 AM
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system!"
Posted by: Crank | September 27, 2005 03:23 PM
The best may be from Mama Moonbat's own mouth. My good friend John L. directed me to this post at Huffpo:
"When I got arrested and the officers lifted me out I was afraid that America would see my underwear and that tickled me."
No shit.
Posted by: Mark | September 27, 2005 08:48 PM
"Hey there what time is it?"
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 28, 2005 07:29 AM
CINDY SHEEHAN BUSTED!
Police find 145 lbs. of crack!
Posted by: zippy | September 28, 2005 01:36 PM
Step away from that busted ass vehicle and put your hands on your ... oh...
never mind.
Posted by: lawhawk | September 28, 2005 10:28 PM
cop1: ah fuck man! my hand's stuck.
cop2: it will be alright brother... see? over there? we have a medic already on the scene. we'll have you unstuck in no time.
Posted by: Heath Dobbler | September 29, 2005 12:06 PM