we're all gonna die
Anyone else thinking the end times are near? Not a rapture or anything like that; I think maybe the planet Earth is revolting against us. Or we opened the gates to Hell. Maybe this is what happens when humans progress too fast. And maybe we're just little toys being played with by some supergiant race of evil children. Oh, I could go on. But I won't.
And not for nothing, this is one of the reasons I say that if Long Island was ever in a situation where we had to evacuate, I wouldn't. I'm not going to take the chance that I'll be stuck on the LIE for twelve hours and never even make it out before the shit hits the fan and die right there in a traffic jam with stalled out cars and exploding buses and overheating trucks and nowhere to go. I'd rather die in my own home, thankyouverymuch.
Just be aware, people. The end is nigh. In fact, I think you should all spend some time right here confessing to your deepest, darkest secrets before the world explodes. Get it out of your system so you can die with a clear conscience.
Maybe I'll tell you about that one time, at the zoo. Just to purge myself of it. So I can go on to my next life (hopefully as either a cat or a bass player) with a bit of purity.