sometimes there are no words
The relatively unknown (but trying reaaaallllly hard to be known) screenwriter Tess Smith at last night's Emmy Awards.
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Tess, last year's outfit (and drunken posturing) didn't do you any good, because people are still saying, one year later, Who the fuck is Tess Smith? But this kinda worked for you, because now people will be able to answer: "Tess Smith? That's the bald chick!"
I was going to do a caption contest for this, but....what can you say?
Comments
Knot Couture
Posted by: BumperStickerist | September 19, 2005 06:39 PM
A comment my wife made about someone else applies here: "Honey, if you're going to dress like a whore, dress like an expensive whore. Have a little self respect."
Posted by: Farmer Joe | September 19, 2005 07:03 PM
You say nothing. You put up a photo of Alyson Hannigan beside it.
http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=he&id=1808723310&cf=emmys_pg&photoid=588801&pid=63&index=60
Posted by: htom | September 19, 2005 07:05 PM
Rooowwrrr. I love her.
Posted by: michele | September 19, 2005 07:09 PM
Hmmm...I couldn't find her at IMDb and they have everybody. I wonder who she knows who got her on the red carpet? Maybe instead of IMDb I would find her here.
Posted by: art | September 19, 2005 07:34 PM
What else can you say for a caption but "click for bigger"
Posted by: Jim H | September 19, 2005 07:59 PM
Bigger in this case is not better, I would stand farther rather than nearer.
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view | September 19, 2005 08:09 PM
If only this was done in NYC.
"No, dear, the light here is all wrong, how about over this subway grate."
:-D
Posted by: tommy | September 19, 2005 09:36 PM
Doggie say woof?
Well, at least she seems happy with herself.
Posted by: Wind Rider | September 19, 2005 10:25 PM
Madame speaker, I'd like to revise and extend my remarks...
make that -
"Doggie say woof, for a pork chop?"
oh, and I'll take Hannigan in that outfit, to go please.
Posted by: Wind Rider | September 19, 2005 10:29 PM
Was this an addition to the post from the other day? What men like. Sometimes "skank" is the answer.
It is amazing what people can do with plastic now a days. Oh and the dress is interesting too.
Posted by: Rob M | September 19, 2005 10:52 PM
Umm, "fun shoes?" :)
Posted by: Ian | September 20, 2005 01:16 AM
They had this picture at ttp://gofugyourself.typepad.com/
(which might be where you got it) but the best line in their comments - you've taken the shredded look just far enough to make it clear precisely how Brazilian your wax job is.
Posted by: Libragirl | September 20, 2005 05:16 AM
Apparently she was confused and thought it was the AVN awards.
Posted by: Clyde | September 20, 2005 09:16 AM
"Apparently she was confused and thought it was the AVN awards."
Damn it. Beaten to the punch again. :)
And I heart Alyson Hannigan.
Posted by: Garrett | September 20, 2005 10:58 AM
Alyson Hannigan is infinitely cute.
Posted by: Ian S. | September 20, 2005 11:33 AM
For what Hollywood folks are paid, you'd think she could afford the other half of that dress.
(It looks like it's made out of Brawny paper towels to me, but then I don't know fashion.)
Posted by: ricki | September 20, 2005 03:07 PM
who the fuck is tess smith?
Posted by: Dave in Texas | September 20, 2005 10:06 PM
Nice!!! She's hot.
Posted by: Ruben | September 21, 2005 12:59 AM
In a just world, all good-looking women would dress like that.
Posted by: Bilwick | September 21, 2005 01:08 PM
Say what you want about taste, class, reputation, etc. I'm reminded of that verse in Magic Bus by The Who: "I want it, I want it, I want it, You caaaaaaaan't have it!"
Posted by: Jeff Aula | September 21, 2005 01:26 PM
This is a GOOD Example of a BLOCK LADY
she looks beter -- at a block away
ROFLMAO
¿
Posted by: Four Eyes | September 21, 2005 07:03 PM
She needs calves to pull of that outfit.
Posted by: Mike | September 23, 2005 01:38 AM
Hi.
I am an asshole. I left a really terrible comment here (and I probably jacked off while writing it because saying shit like that on the internet REALLY turns me on). In fact, I left three of them.
Anyhow, my IP address is 24.193.221.183. I'm sure someone out there will track me down just to tell me how sexy and cool I am because I can say nasty things on the internets.
Posted by: Mike | September 24, 2005 03:48 AM
Z0MG!!!1!! That's Firiona Vie!!!
Posted by: adil | September 24, 2005 07:27 AM