Kiss my balls, you filthy hamburger eating Americans!
"Down with America" is the title of a recent song by the popular Belgian musician Raymond van het Groenewoud. Written in Dutch and published by EMI , "Weg met Amerika" ("Down with America") will be available in record shops as of next week, and was played on Belgian state radio last Thursday and Friday
Those wacky Belgians!
I've decided to help them out with their quest to make this Down With America song the newest thing to sweep their nation. What does a catchy song need (besides ridiculous lyrics and a good beat) to be a pop sensation? It needs a line dance! I the Belgians follow my advice, Down with America will soon be the number one requested song at weddings and birthday parties and even in night clubs. Come on kids, just follow the motions! (And yes, these are the REAL lyrics. Stupendous!)
Hamburgers and coke, yes you already knew (pretend to be sipping coke)
But do you also know the cause of the general decay? (two steps forward)
Short-sighted thinking, loud talking (make yapping motion with hand, two steps to the left)
Sticking to one-liners forever (hold up one finger, two steps to the right)
Down with America! Down with the jerks from America (give two thumbs down as you spin full circle)
Down with America! [...] (another thumbs down as you kick up your right leg)
Down with American colonialism (step forward, pointing down)
Down with that ugly, biting English (step back, make yapping motion with right hand)
All the Anglo-Saxon pretence, arrogance (spin)
Yes, a hot pick up their ass (slap own ass)
And that is that [...] (spin again)
I am from the Belgian, the European panel (two steps forward, heil Hitler sign)
And I ask you: "Clear my channel! Clear my channel!" (wave hands in air like you just don't care)
Megalomaniac unicellular idiots (jump around, jump around, get up get up and jump down)
Kiss my ass, yes, kiss my balls (slap ass, blow kiss to balls, clap hands and spin)
At the end of the song, everyone joins hands, gathers in a circle and move toward the center of the circle shouting HAMBURGERS AND COKE! HAMBURGERS AND COKE!
Repeat as necessary.