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OMGWTFPEEPEE!

HOLY SHIT! THE PRESIDENT HAS A BLADDER AND HE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! DID YOU HEAR THAT? THE PRESIDENT GOES PEE PEE!

OMG! IMPEACH HIM NOW!

DID YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS? GEORGE W. BUSH USES THE POTTY!!!11111!!! WTF??? OMGLOLLERSKATES!!


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Posted by me on September 14, 2005 07:37 PM |

Comments

And I thought my opinion of him could sink no lower.

I'm moving to Canada.

Posted by: Carin | September 14, 2005 07:55 PM

Carin, please tell me you are fucking kidding.

Posted by: michele | September 14, 2005 08:01 PM

Next they'll be telling us he farts!

Posted by: The Deacon | September 14, 2005 08:01 PM

Deacon: only if you pull his finger!

Posted by: Anna | September 14, 2005 08:03 PM

This photo is now posted outside my cubicle. It replaced the bizarrely cropped Reuters photo of Roberts' blood shot eyes.

Posted by: Patrick | September 14, 2005 08:09 PM

Yes, of course, MIchele. I am fucking kidding ;)

Posted by: Carin | September 14, 2005 08:13 PM

GW:

Hey Condi, I think Chiraq likes you...he's giving you that look!

Condi:

Shut it, shrub! No he doesn't!

GW:

He does...he's got that look!

Condi:

What look?!?!

GW:

It's the one that says "Hey, I like what I see...I'll be right over...

Condi:

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | September 14, 2005 08:16 PM

Someone needs to get to work on getting a picture of that photographer just getting up to flush to toilet.

Posted by: C Bassett | September 14, 2005 08:18 PM

Great. Now the hardcore righties are going to cite this as yet another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our president.

Sean Hannity will pitch a fit after Susan Estrich brings it up.

Keith Olbermann will have a guest that studies handwriting.

The name "Peepeegate" will be coined by a blogger.

And John Kerry will say something...well, something.

Posted by: Shawn | September 14, 2005 08:32 PM

Great. Now the hardcore righties are going to cite this as yet another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our president.

Heavens no. Perish the thought.

Posted by: Allah | September 14, 2005 08:41 PM

Useful tip: Keep an empty Gatorade bottle handy in case you need to pee and can't get to a bathroom.

Posted by: bill | September 14, 2005 09:10 PM

Or Depends.

Posted by: michele | September 14, 2005 09:11 PM

Or Depends.
Depends on what?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by: JimK (No Relation) | September 14, 2005 09:18 PM

I say he should just drain the main vein into Chiraq"s coffee cup.Just walk right up,look him in the eye and let it fly.Now that would be worth talking about.

Posted by: mbruce | September 14, 2005 09:46 PM

not buying it. that pic is photoshopped.

Posted by: dave | September 14, 2005 10:29 PM

Hmmm...I just can't imagine a prestigious and meticulous organization like Reuters falling for the ol' Photoshop trick.

Posted by: clint | September 14, 2005 11:02 PM

maybe he just wants a coke break?

Posted by: mikey | September 15, 2005 12:01 AM

Don't forget the "Shasta Can solution" (from the "old days" of the internet!):

http://myboot.com/bionic.html

lol

Posted by: Ian | September 15, 2005 12:24 AM

Dear Condi,

I like you, do you like me? Check yes or no.

Georgie

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Okay, so the boss needs a break, this is news how?

Posted by: Timmer | September 15, 2005 08:27 AM

It's not a photoshop (they've got a wider angle view as well), but it sure screams for one, doesn't it?

Posted by: Sharp as a Marble | September 15, 2005 09:21 AM

darth monkeybone and timmer - lol.

I'm actually surprised no one has claimed that this must be a fakery - because, as we all "know," the Pres is illiterate and could not possibly write. You know, the chimpbrain thing and all.

Posted by: ricki | September 15, 2005 09:45 AM

i stand by my assertion. that picture has been altered.

Posted by: dave | September 15, 2005 10:50 AM

This is one leak that should not be investigated.

Posted by: Crank | September 15, 2005 12:27 PM

it's been awhile since i commented here...um...it's not really a big deal...so what, he pees too, but my problem: why is he asking to pee? He is the President, he can get up and pee whenever (and maybe whereever lol) he wants! What are they gonna do? Send him to time-out?

Posted by: boz | September 15, 2005 02:01 PM

I think the lefties are going after the wrong angle with this.

They love the whole Bush and Condi are secret lovers crappola.

Why not spin this as a little joke between a disinterested President and his mistress?

Use your imagination people!

Posted by: Ryan | September 15, 2005 02:41 PM

Maybe W should have this NOFX song on his iPod:

1, 2, 1, 2, 3. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. my bladder works! i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. my bladder works! i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta poop.

Posted by: Mitch | September 15, 2005 02:51 PM

What lefty has gone after the prez based on this image?

Posted by: lucia | September 15, 2005 03:03 PM

My favorite NOFX peeing song:

She had lips like stereo,
With the bass and treble down.
She's got tits like microwaves
Burritos that explode.
What I wouldn't give to see her pee...
Between 2 parked cars,
On a well lit street,
5th and main.

Posted by: michele | September 15, 2005 03:27 PM