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Stop that guy - he's stealing my Skooter

Oh no, that hat does NOT go with that jacket!

"If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. "

Almost Famous.

(last one I promise)


The new exhibits at Madame Tousseau's wax museum are just amazing! Oh, wait...

Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!

"...hope I die before I get old..."

I says, where's my money, bitch!

That was a peach, hun!

"Catch the latest Rolling Stones tour, sponsored by Depends and Metamucil."

"The Mummy Returns"

"Well, you may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. Aha, a test! Sent out across the galaxy to find those with the potential to be Starfighters. And here you are, my boy! Here you are!"

"Can you believe some girls still think I'm hot, even in this outfit?!"

(raspy, wheezy voice)



Nel blu, dipinto di blu ..."

"Back in my day...."

"Hey! Come back here with my relevance, ya hoodlum!"

"Hey, turn the music down, dammit!"

You don't know the power of the dark side, sugartits.

"Pull my finger!"

"Hey you in the third row, give me back Keith's teeth. Don't make me come out there..."


"I raped Keith Moon's corpse!"

"Now you know why we didn't schedule New Orleans for our latest tour!"

"Braaaiins .... braaaiiiinnnnnsss!!!"

Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!

Fontroll beat me to it.

I'm thinkin' Viagra ad ...

"I. Couldn't. Give. Noho. Sat. Iz. Fa. Chun.

Tried Viagra. Back. In. Action."

"Just one little pill! Good for boils, flatulence, softening the stool, hardening the stool, and descenting the stool! You, in the front row! Problems with making her happy? This little pill here will do the trick. You, missy! Yes, you, hiding there behind the man in the stovepipe hat. Feeling less endowed than you'd like? One little pill is good for that too. Can't get no satisfaction? Then try a bottle of Mick's Mother's Little Helpers!.

"Easy with the catheter!"

I'll get you my little pretty! And your little dog tooo!!!

"and on this episode of Queer-Eye: Freddy Krueger puts down the glove, and picks up the mic- can the guys get him ready for his on-stage debut?"

I can't get no/Metamucil/
Drug store is closed/effort's futile

Jumpin' Jack Flash, I've got gas, gas, gas

(enough for that theme)

Pleased to meet you/I forgot my name!

1) Step away from the busted ass vehicle and put your hands on your head.

2) This is what happens when you get fashion tips from Britney Spears.

3) Madame Tussaud's called - they want their statue back. Oh wait. Nevermind.

My joints have frozen this way.
Someone, help. Please.

Thank You, Thank You All,

And a big thank you to our sponsors...

Depends and Ensure.

It's 7:30PM Thank you, good night.

"Where's the Beef?"

I can't believe Joe Strummer is dead.

Not sure, but I imagine him and that hat saying something in a Yiddish/Brighton Beach-type accent.

"Vat the hell, you kids don't know nuttin' about nuttin'! OY!"

whoop shee doo bee

my hip is shattered, shattered

If you act now , not only will I send you this special K-Tel collection of our songs but I'll send you a special, limited edition golf cap! But you must act now!

Gathering Moss

"Halloween Story #3"

Aaaackkk! My diaper's leaking....!

I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy

Jacket bought at a rummage sale - 5 dollars

Bizarre Hat - One and a half dollars

Watching the 1960's shrivel and die before your very eyes - Priceless

"No I will not follow you into the light... If Iggy can get away with it, then so can I dammit!"

I caught a review of their latest album on NPR, sounds pretty good!

I can't believe my bastard of a publicist talked me into wearing this fucking hat in front of all of you!



He is thinking: "Oh shit I can't remember the words..."

Halloween come early this year ?

I got twennytwennytwenny gimme thirtythirtythirty twennygoinonce ...

Ewww, Grandpa's got a boner!

"Oh Fuck! Bing Crosby has risen from the dead!"

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

Oh, it looks good on you though.

"...and, remember to always wear sunscreen!"

"They call me tater salad."

Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
That one hurt me. seriously. FUNNY. :)

No, you guys don’t get it… I was really around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain… How many times do I have to explain this?

"Get lots of cool Rolling Stones stuff...Jerry needs another payment!"

Cindy Sheehan points at Michael Moore during the 2008 Democratic National Convention.