"Well, you may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. Aha, a test! Sent out across the galaxy to find those with the potential to be Starfighters. And here you are, my boy! Here you are!"
"Just one little pill! Good for boils, flatulence, softening the stool, hardening the stool, and descenting the stool! You, in the front row! Problems with making her happy? This little pill here will do the trick. You, missy! Yes, you, hiding there behind the man in the stovepipe hat. Feeling less endowed than you'd like? One little pill is good for that too. Can't get no satisfaction? Then try a bottle of Mick's Mother's Little Helpers!.
If you act now , not only will I send you this special K-Tel collection of our songs but I'll send you a special, limited edition golf cap! But you must act now!
Comments
Stop that guy - he's stealing my Skooter
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | September 13, 2005 12:19 PM
Oh no, that hat does NOT go with that jacket!
Posted by: Shawn | September 13, 2005 12:20 PM
"If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken. "
Almost Famous.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | September 13, 2005 12:21 PM
(last one I promise)
FOUR!
Posted by: Stephen Macklin | September 13, 2005 12:22 PM
The new exhibits at Madame Tousseau's wax museum are just amazing! Oh, wait...
Posted by: mikey | September 13, 2005 12:27 PM
Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
Posted by: Fontroll | September 13, 2005 12:36 PM
"...hope I die before I get old..."
Posted by: JoeB | September 13, 2005 12:40 PM
I says, where's my money, bitch!
Posted by: Gryphon | September 13, 2005 12:59 PM
That was a peach, hun!
Posted by: coolrobc | September 13, 2005 01:00 PM
"Catch the latest Rolling Stones tour, sponsored by Depends and Metamucil."
Posted by: Chrees | September 13, 2005 01:02 PM
"The Mummy Returns"
Posted by: LizM | September 13, 2005 01:09 PM
"Well, you may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. Aha, a test! Sent out across the galaxy to find those with the potential to be Starfighters. And here you are, my boy! Here you are!"
Posted by: dorkafork | September 13, 2005 01:15 PM
"Can you believe some girls still think I'm hot, even in this outfit?!"
Posted by: MikeR | September 13, 2005 01:17 PM
(raspy, wheezy voice)
"VOOOOOOO-LAR-EH!
OH, OH, OH, OH! CAAAAAN-TAR-EH! YO, OH, OH, OH!
Nel blu, dipinto di blu ..."
Posted by: Bill from INDC | September 13, 2005 01:24 PM
"Back in my day...."
Posted by: No One of Consequence | September 13, 2005 01:24 PM
"Hey! Come back here with my relevance, ya hoodlum!"
Posted by: dave f | September 13, 2005 01:25 PM
"Hey, turn the music down, dammit!"
Posted by: BeckyJ | September 13, 2005 01:33 PM
You don't know the power of the dark side, sugartits.
Posted by: jo-fo | September 13, 2005 01:51 PM
"Pull my finger!"
Posted by: Keith | September 13, 2005 01:58 PM
"Hey you in the third row, give me back Keith's teeth. Don't make me come out there..."
Posted by: Jeff the Baptist | September 13, 2005 02:06 PM
"It's...alive?"
Posted by: Garrett | September 13, 2005 02:11 PM
"I raped Keith Moon's corpse!"
Posted by: Laurence Simon | September 13, 2005 02:12 PM
"Now you know why we didn't schedule New Orleans for our latest tour!"
Posted by: Laurence Simon | September 13, 2005 02:13 PM
"Braaaiins .... braaaiiiinnnnnsss!!!"
Posted by: Midgard | September 13, 2005 02:13 PM
Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
Fontroll beat me to it.
Posted by: Megan | September 13, 2005 02:14 PM
I'm thinkin' Viagra ad ...
"I. Couldn't. Give. Noho. Sat. Iz. Fa. Chun.
Tried Viagra. Back. In. Action."
Posted by: Roxanne | September 13, 2005 02:15 PM
"Just one little pill! Good for boils, flatulence, softening the stool, hardening the stool, and descenting the stool! You, in the front row! Problems with making her happy? This little pill here will do the trick. You, missy! Yes, you, hiding there behind the man in the stovepipe hat. Feeling less endowed than you'd like? One little pill is good for that too. Can't get no satisfaction? Then try a bottle of Mick's Mother's Little Helpers!.
Posted by: Amphioxus | September 13, 2005 02:36 PM
"Easy with the catheter!"
Posted by: Hubris | September 13, 2005 02:40 PM
I'll get you my little pretty! And your little dog tooo!!!
Posted by: von | September 13, 2005 03:16 PM
"and on this episode of Queer-Eye: Freddy Krueger puts down the glove, and picks up the mic- can the guys get him ready for his on-stage debut?"
Posted by: kotter | September 13, 2005 03:26 PM
I can't get no/Metamucil/
Drug store is closed/effort's futile
Jumpin' Jack Flash, I've got gas, gas, gas
(enough for that theme)
Pleased to meet you/I forgot my name!
Posted by: UCLSanta | September 13, 2005 03:30 PM
1) Step away from the busted ass vehicle and put your hands on your head.
2) This is what happens when you get fashion tips from Britney Spears.
3) Madame Tussaud's called - they want their statue back. Oh wait. Nevermind.
Posted by: lawhawk | September 13, 2005 04:07 PM
My joints have frozen this way.
Someone, help. Please.
Posted by: Courtney | September 13, 2005 05:08 PM
Thank You, Thank You All,
And a big thank you to our sponsors...
Depends and Ensure.
It's 7:30PM Thank you, good night.
Posted by: Charlie on the Pennsylvania Turnpike | September 13, 2005 05:58 PM
"Where's the Beef?"
Posted by: Crank | September 13, 2005 06:09 PM
I can't believe Joe Strummer is dead.
Posted by: Mike | September 13, 2005 07:29 PM
Not sure, but I imagine him and that hat saying something in a Yiddish/Brighton Beach-type accent.
"Vat the hell, you kids don't know nuttin' about nuttin'! OY!"
Posted by: -=e=- | September 13, 2005 07:56 PM
whoop shee doo bee
my hip is shattered, shattered
Posted by: Timmer | September 13, 2005 08:31 PM
If you act now , not only will I send you this special K-Tel collection of our songs but I'll send you a special, limited edition golf cap! But you must act now!
Posted by: Pat Patterson | September 13, 2005 08:36 PM
Gathering Moss
Posted by: zuzu | September 13, 2005 09:09 PM
"Halloween Story #3"
Posted by: Nick | September 13, 2005 09:41 PM
Aaaackkk! My diaper's leaking....!
Posted by: Patricia | September 13, 2005 10:18 PM
I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy
Posted by: Dave in Texas | September 13, 2005 10:32 PM
Jacket bought at a rummage sale - 5 dollars
Bizarre Hat - One and a half dollars
Watching the 1960's shrivel and die before your very eyes - Priceless
Posted by: neil g | September 13, 2005 10:58 PM
"No I will not follow you into the light... If Iggy can get away with it, then so can I dammit!"
Posted by: tesco | September 14, 2005 12:10 AM
I caught a review of their latest album on NPR, sounds pretty good!
Posted by: Michael Baribeau | September 14, 2005 12:41 AM
I can't believe my bastard of a publicist talked me into wearing this fucking hat in front of all of you!
Posted by: David Earney | September 14, 2005 03:19 AM
B.......42.....B......42
(Bingo!)
Posted by: Pursuit | September 14, 2005 08:35 AM
He is thinking: "Oh shit I can't remember the words..."
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 14, 2005 08:55 AM
Halloween come early this year ?
Posted by: Frank | September 14, 2005 09:07 AM
I got twennytwennytwenny gimme thirtythirtythirty twennygoinonce ...
Posted by: wheels | September 14, 2005 10:51 AM
Ewww, Grandpa's got a boner!
Posted by: Bubba | September 14, 2005 11:43 AM
"Oh Fuck! Bing Crosby has risen from the dead!"
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | September 14, 2005 12:05 PM
What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Posted by: Donovan | September 14, 2005 12:45 PM
"...and, remember to always wear sunscreen!"
Posted by: spd_rdr | September 14, 2005 01:45 PM
"They call me tater salad."
Posted by: Buddy | September 14, 2005 02:39 PM
Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
That one hurt me. seriously. FUNNY. :)
Posted by: Joelle | September 14, 2005 05:31 PM
No, you guys don’t get it… I was really around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain… How many times do I have to explain this?
Posted by: tomcat | September 14, 2005 06:08 PM
"Get lots of cool Rolling Stones stuff...Jerry needs another payment!"
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | September 15, 2005 07:08 AM
Cindy Sheehan points at Michael Moore during the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
Posted by: Tom | September 15, 2005 05:20 PM