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Not only is she a pig, but she's looking mighty fugly these days.


French maid couture? WTF?

Hey, same eyeliner as the Green Day singer...

Sorry, but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for dirty, filthy, cheap-looking whores (hey, you like the rough guys, fair's fair!).

Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!

Voulez-vous couchez avec me,
c'est y'all?

Uhm, pardon me for being middle-age-out-of-touch guy, but who is this trollop and why should I care which dirty laundry basket she yanked her linen from?

Ditto Hubris. Jealousy is a green-eyed monster, Michele.

PS - And no, she CANNOT sing.

you're looking at the new star of "Starship Troopers III: Shore Leave Fuck Fest."

"She's wearing a saggy diaper that leaks!"

It's not her fault. The hurricane tore off her outfit.

Looks like a parachute malfunction.

Johno Channels Willam Burroughs
"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. . . . A bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival, you dig, and tos tart with, it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. Real funny, too, at first. . . .

After a while, the ass started talking on its own. . . . You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it. But nothing did any good, and the asshole said to him, "It's you who will shut up in the end, not me. Because, we don't need you around here any more. I can talk, and eat, AND shit".

. . . .After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call "un D.T.", undifferentiated tissue, (herr) which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly, and grow there. Grow anywhere . . . on him . . . grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell.

So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have amputated spontaneous. . . .

Except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing the asshole couldn't do, was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophed, so the brain couldn't give orders any more. it was trapped in the skull, sealed off.For awhile, you could see the silent helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye on the end of a stalk."

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a diagnosis.

Well, I was going to say

"Does this make me look cheap?"
"Does this make my ass look big?"

but I think Keith's caption is far, far better.

Or maybe some crack about "somethin' done bounced up into mah UNdahcarriage" (that line which makes me wish to tear out my hair every time the Dukes of Hazzard movie promo plays.) Although you can pretty much see most of her UNdahcarriage there.

"What's black and white and slut all over?"

"Oops, I did it aga--... wait, which one am I?"

Mmm'kay. Well she's come a LONG way from the church choir singer, hasn't she?

I didnt know Fredericks of Hollywood was her kind of look.

Well I am not nearly as witty as all of you (maybe i can learn) but you all made my morning! I was busting a gut in my living room :) thanks :)

Rumors that George Lucas was looking to cast someone for the "skanky prositute" role in "Mos Eisely Nightfly" ran rampant all throughout the industry this weekend.

LMFAO - I say the same thing all the time... my boys think I'm nuts!

The "UNdahcarriage" line is such a clunker! As a double entendre, I've seen better on old episodes of the Newlywed Game.

They should have gone all out and just had her say, "How about taking your giant cock and pounding me from behind?"

please don't wake up, please don't wake up, please don't wake up...

To echo Corsair up there a ways... who is this person?

Jessica Simpson?

It's now official--skank is sooooo last year.

Christina Aguilera- we found your missing costume.

I bet you all think she has pointy knees too