Somebody please expain to me
Why R. Kelly is popular?
Who buys those Trapped in a Closet songs?
Why is he live on MTV lyp synching every part to Closet, part 4?
What kind of drugs to you have to be on or what kind of retarded do you have to be to enjoy this?
Why does this child molesting egomaniac have a career? And a lucrative one at that?
Who listens to the closet songs - and the Sex in the Kitchen song - with a straight face?
Please explain these things to me.
Because watching Mr. Kelly do his schtick just now, and watching half the audience go crazy for it, I just lost all hope for humanity.
Ok, you know what? The dude's just out of his freaking mind. That's all there is to it. He's freaking insane. There's really something wrong with his grey matter.
Comments
Too bad that's not in NOLA right now. Darwin should apply...
Posted by: caltechgirl | August 28, 2005 09:43 PM
I don't get it either.
Another thing I don't get is peeing on underaged girls. Or applauding a guy who does.
Posted by: Rob A. | August 28, 2005 10:06 PM
Uh, just to be clear,I suppose I don't "get" peeing on girls once they've reached the age of majority either.
Posted by: Rob A. | August 28, 2005 10:10 PM
Well I havent seen him on MTV I was watching Rome on HBO.
Posted by: Robert | August 28, 2005 10:24 PM
That reminds me...I need to hunt down MTV on my channel list and delete it.
Posted by: Shawn | August 28, 2005 10:58 PM
I was watching 'Wanted' on TNT. Great show.
MTV? What's that?
Posted by: Jay | August 28, 2005 11:23 PM
When I was in high school back in the 1980's there was this cable TV channel that played great music videos!
What ever happened to that channel?
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph | August 29, 2005 01:27 AM
remix to ingintion is pretty catchy.
/nothing
Posted by: mr lawson | August 29, 2005 03:22 AM
I watch Fuse now for anything music related. Plus, they play Coheed and Cambria videos on it!
I will admit to watching the new Headbanger's Ball on MTV2, though. They turned me on to Avenged Sevenfold.
Posted by: Pauly | August 29, 2005 08:22 AM
I rarely watch MTV (we prefer Fuse for music related tv), but when your son calls from his room "Oh my god, you have to see this, R. Kelly is FREAKING INSANE!" then you tune in.
Posted by: michele | August 29, 2005 08:27 AM
MTV shows videos?
NO...get out! I thought they only broadcasted white trashy celeb a-holes and hip-hop thugs with dumbassed cars.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | August 29, 2005 09:10 AM
Hey, R's just another black man being oppressed by The Man.
It's not like they have him on video or...mmmmm,never mind.
Posted by: JoeB | August 29, 2005 10:58 AM
That was the most excruciating thing I think I ever watched.
Posted by: carol | August 29, 2005 07:58 PM