The Collision in Crawford! The Tumult in Texas! The Ruckus at the Ranch!
You've got your left leaning wingnuts and your right leaning wingnuts. You've got the Aryan nation, Al Sharpton, protest warriors, anti-protesters, prayer vigils, sing-a-longs, flag-sellers, preachers, anti-Semites, jingoists, moonbats, conspiracy theorists, gawkers, media and triple digit temperatures.
I smell impending disaster.
Or at least something worth grabbing a bucket of popcorn and turning on CNN for.