Pam Anderson Contest Winners
Sadly, they did not win Pamela, nor even a reasonable fascimile of her. But they did win a copy of her
Pulitizer nominated daring work of fiction, Star Struck.
The first winner is JohnO, for:
I removed the clamps hours ago. Yet there they are, throbbing like a jazz-funk bass at an Earth, Wind & Fire concert. I only have 30 minutes before my speech on nanotechnology at M.I.T., so I better find a way to relieve the pain. Let's see...Tylenol, toothpaste, Band-Aids. Hemmoroid cream??!! Crazy, but maybe just crazy enough to work.
The second winner is Farmer Joe with:
Why do my nipples hurt? Well, they say that when your palm itches it means that you're going to come into some money. So in this case, well, let's just say I'm wearing new underwear. Just in case.
Congrats, guys. Please send me your mailing addresses and I'll get your prizes out Monday morning. Saturday, if you're lucky. I know you can't wait.
We're off to the aquarium for the day. Back this evening with 7,000 pictures of marine life.