Jabba and Roses
Came home to find this cake cooling on the stove:
It's clearly Jabba the Cake. I'm going to sell this to Golden Palace.
I also came home to a box containing:
Yes, those are Godiva. No, you can't have one.
I'd like to thank my good friend and true deity for this wonderful birthday present.
I also came home to a very clean house.
It's been a good day so far, and I didn't even get the presents from my family yet.
Update: I just bit into one of the Godiva truffles.
I may have just had an orgasm in my mouth.