Jabba and Roses
Came home to find this cake cooling on the stove:
It's clearly Jabba the Cake. I'm going to sell this to Golden Palace.
I also came home to a box containing:
Yes, those are Godiva. No, you can't have one.
I'd like to thank my good friend and true deity for this wonderful birthday present.
I also came home to a very clean house.
It's been a good day so far, and I didn't even get the presents from my family yet.
Update: I just bit into one of the Godiva truffles.
I may have just had an orgasm in my mouth.
Comments
You deserve it. Happy Birthday, Michele.
Posted by: Angel | August 25, 2005 04:41 PM
It's your birthday? Cool - have a great day!
(Nothing beats a clean house for your birthday....that was an excellent gift.)
Posted by: Trish | August 25, 2005 04:42 PM
Happy Birthday!!! Happy Anniversary!!! Hope you have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: carol | August 25, 2005 04:57 PM
Happy birthday/anniversary, Michele! Have a wonderful day! :)
Posted by: Lisa | August 25, 2005 05:01 PM
"I may have just had an orgasm in my mouth."
Allow me to be the first pig to ask:
"Did you swallow?"
Happy Birfday!
Posted by: Randy | August 25, 2005 05:13 PM
Godiva will do that to a person. I worked there for four months and had to quit because I put on fifteen pounds. Happy Birthday/Anniversary!!
Posted by: Annie | August 25, 2005 05:47 PM
you mean you're not going to sell it on e*bay?
Posted by: Jim H | August 25, 2005 06:07 PM
SEE? There you go! Hose beast.
Yeeash...and I try to defend the Long Island flank.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | August 25, 2005 06:09 PM
Why waste time with the middleman?
Posted by: michele | August 25, 2005 06:10 PM
hat tip Randy!
"I may have just had an orgasm in my mouth" this is the first thing I see when I came on the site... I thought I typed the url wrong!
Posted by: tesco | August 25, 2005 06:10 PM
Happy birthday. Happy Annivsary.
Hope you get a lot of presents...though Godiva and a clean house. Nice.
Posted by: Libragirl | August 25, 2005 06:31 PM
Oh. Duh. I saw Golden Palace and thought Chinese Restaurant, not online Christ-on-a-toast buyers
Posted by: Jim H | August 25, 2005 06:52 PM
Happy birthday.
Many, many more.
Posted by: chris | August 25, 2005 07:49 PM
I had something truly crude to say relating to things in your mouth and it being your anniversary but I won't go there...well, I guess I kinda did go there huh?!?! so sorry...to quote my favorite Pam Anderson post..."I like biscuits".
Posted by: Bon | August 25, 2005 08:28 PM
That's one ugly cake.
Congrats, youngster.
Posted by: spd rdr | August 25, 2005 08:46 PM
Bwahahahahahaha! Jabba the Cake.
That's awesome!
Posted by: Plain Jane | August 26, 2005 12:18 AM