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Simon & Schuster has been kind enough to send me two copies of Pamela Anderson's novel Star Struck to give away on the blog.

This calls for a good contest.

Any ideas?

[Allah already tossed out the obvious boobie contest idea, so don't bother going there.

I shall be reading/reviewing this week. Can't hardly wait.


How about most impressive life moment inspired by a Baywatch episode?

Do you really think "impressive" is the word you want there?

Since her ex is currently in a rather humorous reality show (Tommy Lee Goes To College) how about a contest to come up with a reality show for Pam?

Number of times Pam has been on the cover of Playboy, in Playboy and in Playboy videos.

First with all three.

I know the answer but I'm not interested in reading the book. ;)

"It was a pleasure to burn."
"It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen."
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
"Call me Ishmael."

And now...

"Why do my nipples hurt?"

This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.

What books are most likely to not be read by Pamela Anderson.

I didn't know you could hire a ghost writer for a novel!

Why don't you send it to the most annoying visitor to ASV. Just as a little payback.

How about the best 'opening sentence', a la the Bulwer-Lytton "Dark & Stormy Night" contest? Hell, I'm up for that!

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