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The more magnetic ribbons on a car, the worse the driver.
Posted by me on August 18, 2005 12:19 PM | Permalink
gasp does this mean that you don't support the troops?!?!?
ok, seriously. i want one of these ribbons.
August 18, 2005 12:29 PM
I was watching Discovery the other day, and they were talking about how electromagnetic fields interfere with navigation instruments aboard ships and airplanes in the bermuda Triangle, causing disorientation and disaster.
Is it possible that electromagnetic disturbances created by enough magnetic ribbons, could create the same resutls in automobiles??
August 18, 2005 12:29 PM
Same goes for bumper stickers.
August 18, 2005 12:42 PM
It's not just the magnetic stickers it's also the stainlees steel coffee mug. They need to be in close proximity to each other to get the right zen detachment from the traffic.
Pat Patterson |
August 18, 2005 12:52 PM
August 18, 2005 02:43 PM
There are people who have more than one?
August 18, 2005 02:48 PM
I like the two ribbons I saw on a site last week. They say:
"I support ribbons."
"I support more troops than you do."
August 18, 2005 03:06 PM
Why do you hate our magnetic ribbons?
August 18, 2005 03:32 PM
If I have to remove my magnetic ribbon, the terrorists have won.
Confession, I don't actually have one - just a bumper sticker that reads "Warning: unsocialized homeschoolers on board."
August 18, 2005 03:36 PM
All your ribbons are belong to us
What? You don't want to wear de ree-bon. Why don't cho whant to wear de ree-bo? You think cho are to good for de reebon?
August 18, 2005 03:46 PM
The more magnetic ribbons on a car, the farther Right the driver/owner is.
The more bumper stickers on a car, the farther Left the driver/owner is.
August 18, 2005 03:57 PM
The best ribbon I've seen on any car:
"My ribbon is more important than your ribbon."
August 18, 2005 05:37 PM
My favorite I've seen was one that just said "Soccer".
Just Soccer. I don't get it. I mean, sure, those ribbons were nice at first, but now they're just like any other sticker. Quit it, like really.
August 18, 2005 06:49 PM
I'm waiting for this one:
"My ribbon can kick your ribbon's ass".
It could happen.
August 18, 2005 10:23 PM
Actually, where I live, there are THREE groups of people who are likely to have masses of bumper stickers on their cars:
hard-right folks (with anti-abortion, prayer-back-in-the-schools, Bible verse stickers)
hard-left folks (with the anti-Bush, anti-war, etc. stickers. A subset are the Gay Pride folks with the rainbow stickers, the "I can't even think straight" stickers [I know, there are conservative/right gay people, but the few I know don't feel the need to advertise their life choice on their car])
stoners, who just think it's cool to have bumper stickers from all the bands they skipped work/school to go see.
The ribbons-on-the-car seems to be mainly the over 50 set here. (I saw a white Pope John Paul II ribbon the other day - not sure what that was supposed to indicate.)
August 19, 2005 03:05 PM