it's this rug I have
Air freshener, interior, the White Zombie - camera phone
One way to get yourself out of a bad mood is to listen to Mitch Hedberg on your drive in to work. I had to turn it off eventually because it's hard to drive when you're laughing so hard you might pee your pants.
So I'm driving and this 90+ year old lady pulls up next to me. She smiles at me, nods knowingly as if we're both in on some great secret.
And then I remembered the decal I put on the car Sunday:
The woman in the car next to me was not a human at all, but a zombie. Oh, don't look so surprised. I told you all that zombies drive around Long Island.
Anyhow. The other day I asked for help in finding an mp3 and because no one came through for me, I stopped being passive about my search and started being aggressive. I knew where to go - to the proprietor of one of my favorite blogs, Blank Forever. Within minutes of my email, Tesco replied with the song I was looking for. Bless you. Now you all should go read his blog because it's a daily treat.
Oh, the song. I shall share.
And when you hate your life, no qualtities redeeming,
a million brainwashed zombies will always be heard screaming...
And when there is no hope,
I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!
When theres no enemies,
I sit and stare at my T.V.
and in my ignorance,
I'll be a slave and sycophant!
See, it has zombies in it. This is how I tie it all together: Tesco mentioned the Misfits in the comments here, I post a picture of my Misfits air freshener, seque into zombies, show you my zombie sticker, share a song that Tesco sent me - a song that uses the word "zombies" in the lyrics.
Tied together. Like a fucking rug.