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daughter on mute

daughter on mute

Taken today, at Roosevelt Field Mall.

She's going to be 16 soon.

How the fuck did that happen?


Same way mine got behind the wheel of a car for the first time yesterday: evil clowns and their damned time machines. It's the only logical explanation, don't you think?

It happens. I told my friends 16 year old daughter she had to stop aging. They don't listen. Damn kids.

My sister in law is planning my nephews bar mitzvah's One is 7 and one is 4. She has been planning them since they were born. Damn kids better stop growing up.

How the fuck did that happen?

The keyword is in that phrase, I'm sure of it.

My little guy turned 2 1/2 yesterday. Didn't we bring him home from the hospital last week ??

Scary, isn't it? I've got an 8-year-old daughter who's going on 18.

Take a few practise swings of the baseball bat to loosen up the shoulders - those punks are going to be knocking on the door for her soon. I pity the fool.

michele.....Anna starts Driver's Training tomorrow. God help us all.