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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking out of the freeway, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Michele! And she gives a mighty cry:

"This one's for you, mom! I desecrate until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

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I'm going to adopt this as my mantra. Mom will be so proud.


awww you're such a little angellllll

hey long time no E
you're still as sexy as ever
maybe one day we the two babes of
opposite political views
but close life views
shall down some margaritas
together and laugh at all the
beings floating around us

keep rocking

Skulking out of the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mr. Bingley! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"

hahahaha, I love it!

Mine started in a mini-mall.

A mini-mall?


I tried it twice and didn't like either one of them. Maybe because I never really "got" the whole "battle cry" thing, when it's so much more fun to start slaughtering at random without warning.

...or so I hear.

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

I like!

I went back and tried different verions of my full name. They're all good! I meaner than even I knew. :-)

Michele: You should have used the one for your full name.


Who is that, sprinting over the plains! It is Darth Monkeybone, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

damn right...

puting Frank gives:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

Nice !!

Striding out of the wasteland, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Paul! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"

Short and to the point. I like it.

Me and Mr. Bingley should be tag-teaming:

"Stalking on the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh LeatherPenguin! And he gives a gutteral howl:

Im going to fuck you so forcibly, you will not be able to see straight!"

Ahem...I needed some whacked out snippet of code to tell me that?

TC, call the WWF!

"Ares, God of War, be praised! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"


I dunno - mine sounds vaguely French-knight-from-Holy Grail-ish:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"

I think I prefer my RL name version:

"I'm going to brutalize you all the way to Micronesia!!"

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Zack, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"

Well. There you have it.

A couple of more "fuck"ers and we'll have a basketball team!

I just like the fact that I get a studded crowbar. I mean, you could hold a studded crowbar over your head and sing "I'm a little Teapot" and people would still wet their pants. I don't care who you are, a studded crowbar just sounds like a scary damn weapon.

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"


Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the mountains! It is Sharon, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Heh, right up my alley. Where do I buy me one of those?

Sharon0 - want to get together to cause some serious confusion?

Zang! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is Wheels, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"