hey long time no E
mama
you're still as sexy as ever
maybe one day we the two babes of
opposite political views
but close life views
shall down some margaritas
together and laugh at all the
beings floating around us
I tried it twice and didn't like either one of them. Maybe because I never really "got" the whole "battle cry" thing, when it's so much more fun to start slaughtering at random without warning.
I just like the fact that I get a studded crowbar. I mean, you could hold a studded crowbar over your head and sing "I'm a little Teapot" and people would still wet their pants. I don't care who you are, a studded crowbar just sounds like a scary damn weapon.
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awww you're such a little angellllll
NOTTT
ha
hey long time no E
mama
you're still as sexy as ever
maybe one day we the two babes of
opposite political views
but close life views
shall down some margaritas
together and laugh at all the
beings floating around us
meanwhile
keep rocking
Posted by: rossi | July 14, 2005 07:39 PM
Skulking out of the fields, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mr. Bingley! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
hahahaha, I love it!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley | July 14, 2005 08:02 PM
Mine started in a mini-mall.
A mini-mall?
mini.mall??????
Posted by: Wind Rider | July 14, 2005 10:35 PM
I tried it twice and didn't like either one of them. Maybe because I never really "got" the whole "battle cry" thing, when it's so much more fun to start slaughtering at random without warning.
...or so I hear.
Posted by: McGehee | July 14, 2005 11:01 PM
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"
I like!
Posted by: JimK (No Relation) | July 14, 2005 11:20 PM
I went back and tried different verions of my full name. They're all good! I meaner than even I knew. :-)
Michele: You should have used the one for your full name.
Posted by: JimK (No Relation) | July 14, 2005 11:38 PM
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!
Posted by: mr lawson | July 14, 2005 11:42 PM
Who is that, sprinting over the plains! It is Darth Monkeybone, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to torment you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"
damn right...
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | July 14, 2005 11:54 PM
puting Frank gives:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"
Nice !!
Posted by: Frank at work | July 15, 2005 12:12 AM
Striding out of the wasteland, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Paul! And he gives a booming bellow:
"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"
Short and to the point. I like it.
Posted by: Paul | July 15, 2005 05:25 AM
Me and Mr. Bingley should be tag-teaming:
"Stalking on the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh LeatherPenguin! And he gives a gutteral howl:
“I’m going to fuck you so forcibly, you will not be able to see straight!”"
Ahem...I needed some whacked out snippet of code to tell me that?
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | July 15, 2005 07:21 AM
TC, call the WWF!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley | July 15, 2005 08:43 AM
"Ares, God of War, be praised! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"
sweet!
Posted by: coolrobc | July 15, 2005 09:10 AM
I dunno - mine sounds vaguely French-knight-from-Holy Grail-ish:
"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"
I think I prefer my RL name version:
"I'm going to brutalize you all the way to Micronesia!!"
Posted by: Keiran Halcyon | July 15, 2005 09:20 AM
What Is Your Battle Cry?
Lo! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Zack, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally:
"I'm going to fuck you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"
-----------------Well. There you have it.
Posted by: shank | July 15, 2005 09:42 AM
A couple of more "fuck"ers and we'll have a basketball team!
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin | July 15, 2005 09:47 AM
I just like the fact that I get a studded crowbar. I mean, you could hold a studded crowbar over your head and sing "I'm a little Teapot" and people would still wet their pants. I don't care who you are, a studded crowbar just sounds like a scary damn weapon.
Posted by: shank | July 15, 2005 09:51 AM
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"
WTF?
Posted by: The Deacon | July 15, 2005 09:57 AM
Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the mountains! It is Sharon, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
Heh, right up my alley. Where do I buy me one of those?
Posted by: SharonO | July 15, 2005 09:58 PM
Sharon0 - want to get together to cause some serious confusion?
Zang! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is Wheels, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
Posted by: wheels | July 17, 2005 11:55 PM