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"He grabbed girl's arm, now he's a sex offender."

The sex offender registry is useless.

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» Further Proof About Sex Offender Registries from Gay Orbit
….and how useless they are: Fitzroy Barnaby said he had to swerve to avoid hitting the 14-year-old Des Plaines girl who walked in front of his car. She said he yelled, “Come here, little girl,” before getting out of his car and grabbing her by ... [Read More]

» The Criminalization of Everything from Owlish Mutterings
How did this guy get charged in the first place? A guy's driving down the road, a 14 year old girl walked in front of the car, he had to swerve to avoid hitting her. Then he got out of... [Read More]

» Further Proof About Sex Offender Registries from Gay Orbit
....and how useless they are:Fitzroy Barnaby said he had to swerve to avoid hitting the 14-year-old Des Plaines girl who walked in front of his car. She said he yelled, "Come here, little girl," before getting out of his car and grabbing her by th... [Read More]

» grabbing isn't always about sex from Hey Freak!
Dude. Remind me not to touch anyone. Ever. I don't wanna be like this guy: Fitzroy Barnaby said he had to swerve to avoid hitting the 14-year-old Des Plaines girl who walked in front of his car. She said he yelled, "Come here, little ... [Read More]

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USELESS? How can you say that?!

Why, without the Sex Offender Registry, families might be living right next door to someone who lectures their kids after they do something really stupid. We can't let them get away with that.

So when my two-year-old tries to open the door and run outside and I stop her, I'm committing a sex crime? That's great.

Illinois needs to redefine its terminology somewhat.

Your gummint at work...

Oy. Just fucking Oy.

The next time I see someone fighting in the street, I'll root them on rather than stepping in. I ain't no perv after all.

Well I'll be damned...all those times my football coach would jerk me by the arm to the sidelines and yell at me, he was instead, molesting me...where's my lawyer!?!

From a Soonerfans.com thread I started on this story comes this hyothetical headline...

This just in: Illinois Lifeguard Let's Girl Drown

This guy would have gotten in less trouble if he had mowed her down.