Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely/Survey
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"
So Crazy Billy wants to get the Smashing Pumpkins back together. Yea, great idea there, Mr. Brightlight. Get the band back together, go into the studio, throw some tantrums, have a being-a-genius-is-hard-work meltdown, blame James for everything, drive the rest of the band towards a drug habit and then quit. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Please, Billy. Stop the insanity. Just live off of what you've accomplished. Sell your belongings, move to a nice, peaceful commune and spend the rest of your life meditating under an olive tree and basking in the glow of your legacy. PLEASE.
This reminds me of a story - When Sharon Osbourne announced she would no longer represent the Smashing Pumpkins, she cited medical reasons. She clarified, "Billy Corgan makes me sick."
So, time for a survey. Which band do you wish would get back together just for one album/tour. Nevermind if the lead singer is dead or the guitarist is 85 or the bassist is in permanent rehab or the entire band hates each other to the point of potential suicide/murder. Let's pretend everyone is alive and healthy and filled with admiring love for each other. Your dream band reunion is.........
[And I think you can all guess what mine is]
BANDS! I said BANDS! I'm not talking about bringing solo artists back from the dead. REUNION implies MORE THAN ONE.