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51-100 (in progress)

See here for explanation and 1-50.

51. San Dimas High School football rules
52. Alone, we can only move buckets. But if we work together, we can drain rivers.
53. I said, please don't kill me, freaky Jason.
54. Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?
55. And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!
56. I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
57. Do you have the Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia.
58. Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
59. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
60. Smile you son of a bitch!
61. Groovy.
62. Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!
63. For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly


Woo, first comment! Which means I get to tackle the easy ones. And the fact that I can still only get a few of them just serves to expose my cultural illiteracy all the more.

55. Airplane!
56. Beetlejuice (?)
59. Pee Wee's Big Adventure
61. Evil Dead 2 (since we've already had AoD in #9)

And I feel like I should know #60, but since I don't, I offer instead:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

51 is Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
54 is Once Upon a Time in Mexico
60 is Jaws
62 I'm pretty sure is Killer Clowns From Outer Space
and 63 is UHF

58 is Carrie

How about:

-- I rule. (American Beauty)

-- Come out to the coast ... we'll get together ... have a few laughs ... (Die Hard)

-- I'm robbing you. (Ruthless People)

64. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Some suggestions, I have read through your lists and comments, so I hope I am not repeating you.

Dumb/Dumber - When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.

Dumb/Dumber - I like it, I like it a lot.

Holy Grail - I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Life of Brian - All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Raising Arizona - Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!

Holy Grail is on the first batch.

Hated Dumb/Dumber, so it won't be on the list.

RA - Have a different quote in mind :)

The rest of you guessed correctly, though I don't know how you got Killer Klowns. Good job!

I guess I'm the only one who thinks:

"Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating"

is one of the great lines of all time...

Sorry Michele, I forgot you hate Dumb/Dumber. I am curious about what RA quote you fancy. I aslo think 'Well, no, unless round is funny' is class.

He was wearin' his damn jammies! They had Yodas 'n shit on 'em!


Makes sense, should have thought of it, knowing your obsession for all things Star Wars.

While we are raising Arizona, lets add:

"Turn to the RIGHT !!"

and the one that cracks my wife up


#58 - is that Carrie?

"Bear left!"
"Right, frog!"

Even here, quoting RA, your SWP (Star Wars Psychosis) shines through.

You are so beyond the intervention period.

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." Office Space

57: Fletch - the absolute king of movie one liners.

Suggestions -

Good...bad...I'm the one with the gun.

Wang I think this is a resticted club so don't tell them you're Jewish.

I've always been lucky when it comes to killin

You're an errand boy for grocery clerks.

Further suggestions:

See while your guns say replica on the side, my gun says desert eagle point five oh.

Funny she doesn't look druish.

Communism is just a red herring.

I wasn't looking at his neck, man.

That's what I like about high school girls. While I get older, they stay the same age.

OK, batting clean up agani.
52 is from the Brady Bunch Movie
I think 53 is from Nothing to Lose